Some Silly Cat Wordplay Definitions

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Some Silly Cat 
Wordplay Definitions

by
Dean Burkey

Puss -N- Boots: 
A cat going to a rodeo. 

Perfection: 
A candy for cats. 

Perception: 
When a cat gets pregnant. 

Perchance: 
A lucky cat. 

Percussion: 
A cat who plays the drums. 

Perform: 
The shape of a cat. 

Purloin: 
The steak part of cat meat. 

Purity: 
Cats joining together. 

Puree:
The weapon of choice for space cats.

All the Best,

Dean Burkey

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Steven Wright: 
If toast always lands butter-side down; 
and cats always land on their feet; 
what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat 
and drop it? 

Phyllis Diller: 
My cooking is so bad 
that my kids thought Thanksgiving 
was in memory of Pearl Harbor.

Dean Burkey: 
You make about as much sense as kosher bacon. 

George Carlin: 
If a pig loses its voice, 
is it disgruntled?

Mitch Hedberg: 
I like rice. 
Rice is great when you’re hungry; 
and you want 2,000 of something. 

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