Photo Source: Men's Tie by George Hodan
Can I Be Frank with You?
Robert Allen Smith.
Comes up to me and says:
“Hey Dean, can I be Frank with you?”
Well, Frank.
Franklin Benjamin Cartwright
is our immediate supervisor.
So I say, “You know Bob,
Frank’s a great guy and worthy of our emulation.
But you should just be yourself man.”
Bob sighed in that way that he does when he’s annoyed,
usually when talking to some El Stupido
who doesn’t understand what he’s trying to communicate
and says: “Okay, Dean. I won’t be Frank.
But can I be forthright with you?”
“Well yes, Bob. I’d prefer that.
What have you been being with me?
Backleft?”
Eventually five o’clock came;
and Bob never got around to saying whatever he had to say.
Which is probably why he’s not the supervisor;
and Frank is.
Frankly speaking.
George Carlin:
If a man smiles all the time,
he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
Phyllis Diller:
Tranquilizers only work
if you follow the instructions on the bottle:
Keep away from children.
Dean Burkey:
We’re the Improv Addicts.
We used to help junkees improve their lot in life.
But then the E fell off.
Steven Wright:
Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now.
Jerry Seinfeld:
You can measure distance by time.
“How far away is it?”
“Oh about 20 minutes.”
But it doesn’t work the other way.
“When do you get off work?”
“Around 3 miles.”
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