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(Including Today)
(Including Today)
Photo Source:
The photo of the author running from a Monster Crab
(a.k.a. Crab Cake Gone Wild)
is a mock-up still created by Brad Hudson using footage
from his film project “The Bad Clam”.
The background picture is A Cloudy Blue Sky by Photo Rack.
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Please tell everyone you know
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Instead of going into a long sales pitch,
especially since you already got your copy,
I'll just include some More Snippets!
But please realize that taken of context,
some of these might not make much sense.
And I'll try to realize that taken in context,
some of these might not make much sense.
on Amazon Kindle.
Please tell everyone you know
about this awesome sweet deal too!
Instead of going into a long sales pitch,
especially since you already got your copy,
I'll just include some More Snippets!
But please realize that taken of context,
some of these might not make much sense.
And I'll try to realize that taken in context,
some of these might not make much sense.
;o)
More Snippets!
More Snippets!
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
I’ve never been to
the General Grant National Memorial in Manhattan,
so how could I possibly know
who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
Or maybe Elvis is the Abominable Snowman!
That would explain a lot.
Like, why is the Abominable Snowman
always humming and shaking his right leg?
How come he keeps growling on and on
about heartbreak hotels and hound dogs?
And why does his breath always wreak
of peanut butter banana sandwiches?
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
Certainly, a tank with a mortar launcher
would be better than a Corolla with a slingshot.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
“Yeah, yeah, I see what you’re doin’ there.
You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog;
and you just wanna be her teddy bear.” *
“Don’t be cruel, Elvis.
Not to a heart that’s true.” *
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* References and allusions to Elvis Presley’s songs.
“Hound Dog”, “(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear”,
and “Don’t Be Cruel”.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
So I got clubbed by two angry guards.
Three guards clubbed me,
but the third one wasn’t angry.
He just liked clubbing.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
Couldn’t tell what condition I was in.
Was I paralyzed or just numb?
Was I even alive?
If I wasn’t alive,
the P.R. guy for the afterlife
did an excellent job of overselling it.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
I’ve never been to the General Grant National Memorial in Manhattan,
so how could I possibly know
who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
That would explain a lot.
Like, why is the Abominable Snowman
always humming and shaking his right leg?
How come he keeps growling on and on
about heartbreak hotels and hound dogs?
And why does his breath always wreak
of peanut butter banana sandwiches?
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
would be better than a Corolla with a slingshot.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog;
and you just wanna be her teddy bear.” *
“Don’t be cruel, Elvis.
Not to a heart that’s true.” *
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* References and allusions to Elvis Presley’s songs.
“Hound Dog”, “(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear”,
and “Don’t Be Cruel”.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
Three guards clubbed me,
but the third one wasn’t angry.
He just liked clubbing.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
Couldn’t tell what condition I was in. Was I paralyzed or just numb?
Was I even alive?
If I wasn’t alive,
the P.R. guy for the afterlife
did an excellent job of overselling it.
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