Monday, February 24, 2014

A Dean Reads Book Review: Malcolm Gladwell’s The Tipping Point


A Dean Reads Book Review: 
Malcolm Gladwell's 
The Tipping Point
(How Little Things
Can Make a Big Difference)

Another fascinating and intriguing book! 

The Book Description on Amazon says: 
“The tipping point is that magic moment 
when an idea, trend, or social behavior 
crosses a threshold, tips, and spreads like wildfire. 
Just as a single sick person 
can start an epidemic of the flu, 
so too can a small but precisely targeted push 
cause a fashion trend, 
the popularity of a new product, 
or a drop in the crime rate. 
This widely acclaimed bestseller, 
in which Malcolm Gladwell explores 
and brilliantly illuminates the tipping point phenomenon, 
is already changing the way people 
throughout the world think 
about selling products and disseminating ideas.”

Gladwell cites the three rules of epidemics: 
The Law of the Few; 
The Stickiness Factor; 
and The Power of Context. 

Other fascinating issues dealt with 
how a handful of kids gave Hush Puppies a resurgence. 
They liked them, because they were retro; 
and no one was else was wearing them. 
But being trendsetters, 
soon most everyone else started wearing them too. 

He even points out why and how 
Paul Revere did a much better job than William Dawes 
of warning the colonists that the British were coming. 
(I dare say that had only William Dawes rode, 
we’d be about due for afternoon tea and crumpets. 
Plus, we’d have to drive on the left side of the road 
and sing Long Live the Queen.) 

Relating to the drop in the crime rate, 
the Broken Windows theory plays a big part. 
This theory which was created 
by criminologists James Q. Wilson 
and George Kelling 
states, as cited by Gladwell: 
“If a window is broken and left unrepaired, 
people walking by will conclude 
that no one cares and no one is in charge. 
Soon, more windows will be broken, 
and the sense of anarchy will spread 
from the building to the street on which it faces, 
sending a signal that anything goes.” 
Gladwell then showed how this theory played out 
regarding the level of crime on New York subways. 
Once the authorities cleaned away the graffiti 
and stopped people from sneaking onboard without paying, 
violent crimes dropped significantly. 
Crazy to think that a little graffiti can get someone killed, 
but that seems to be the case. 

He also talked about 
how Big Bird saved Sesame Street

His suggestion for preventing teens 
from becoming addicted to cigarettes 
is for the tobacco companies 
to lower the amount of nicotine they use. 
(But I doubt they’ll do that, 
since they thrive on teens becoming addicted. 
They need a new generation 
to replace the ones that keep dying off.) 

In a sense, 
this book presents another type 
of David and Goliath story 
where little David efforts leads to Goliath outcomes. 

If you want to gain more insights into how life works, 
read the books of Malcolm Gladwell

If you just want to laugh and have a good time, 
read mine


Other Books by Malcolm Gladwell:

  

You might also enjoy my book reviews of:
Outliers: The Story of Success by Malcolm Gladwell

Malcolm Gladwell's David and Goliath

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The Tipping Point: Why You Need to Read It

Published on Apr 16, 2013 by
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Brian Regan
Reading is hard. 
You ever try that? 
I read good. 
Goodly. 
But I hate when you're trying to read something 
and you come across the expression 
'One thing led to another'. 
What in the h*ll kind of lazy writing is that? 
Isn't that your job as the writer 
to tell me how this led to that? 
You can just throw that in there? 
"Adolf Hitler was rejected as a young man 
on his application to art school... 
One thing led to another... 
And the United States dropped two atomic bombs 
on the sovereign nation of Japan." 
This is some pamphlet!

Ray Divine
What can be said about a town 
where bookstores close, 
but tattoo parlors abound? 

Dean Burkey
Reading is fun and mental. 

Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. 
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Jim Gaffigan:
You ever talk about a movie 
with someone that read the book? 
They're always so condescending. 
'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' 
Oh really? 
What I enjoyed about the movie? 
No reading.



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Friday, February 14, 2014

Going For The GOLD

Special Early Bird Edition
(Next Monday’s Blog Posted This Friday)
In Honor of the Olympics 
and Valentine’s Day


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Going For The GOLD

You know me, 
I always like to have fun, 
and make a quick buck, 
so I volunteered to be the first guinea pig 
for an experimental, new teleportation device. 

The research scientists wanted to use 

an actual guinea pig, 
but thanks to the protests 
of several animal rights activists groups, 
they were forced instead to use human beings. 

So I got placed in mortal danger, 

because some brilliant copywriter 
came up with the catchy slogan: 
“The Guinea Pig You Save 
May Be Your Own!” 

Since I was clearly putting my existence at risk, 

those highly intelligent scientists let me 
pick my intended destination. 
I figured I’d let them “beam me to Sochi, Russia, 
so I could enjoy the 22nd Olympic Winter Games

Fortunately, 

their crazy contraption worked. 
I de-materialized 
from their mysterious, 
top secret research facility 
known only as Area 52
and milliseconds later, 
I reappeared in Sochi, Russia, 
on the slopes in front of 
a mega-gorgeous Swiss alpine skier! 

Unfortunately, 

I didn’t have skis or snow shoes, 
so I slid down the side of the steep mountain. 
And not down the fun side with the colorful course, 
the other, far more dangerous, dark side. 
At the speed I slid, 
and with my inability to maneuver effectively, 
I was as good as dead. 
Especially since the cold already turned my skin blue. 

Fortunately, 

the mega-gorgeous Swiss alpine skier saw my plight 
and sped after me 
performing a highly tenacious rescue. 
Proving that she’s not only mega-gorgeous 
with amazing skiing skills, 
but she also has a heart of gold. 
What an awesome combination! 

Unfortunately, 

her act of heroism zapped 
some of her energy for her next event. 
Costing her at least a tenth of a second
of much needed time. 
So she didn’t win the gold, 
but she won my undying gratitude. 
But then again, 
she already had that, 
just by being mega-gorgeous. 

Fortunately, 

she took me to her translator, 
so I could thank her 
and tell her what I wanted to say to her 
from the moment I first saw her: 
I may a wee bit lactose intolerant, 
but I’ll gladly eat holes in cheese 
if thats what it takes to make you happy.” 

Unfortunately, 

her interpreter had a secret crush on her, 
so every time guys who can’t speak Swiss 
try to make their moves on her, 
he misinterprets. 
I don’t know what he said I said, 
but she slapped me so hard, 
I fell back down that slippery slope. 

Fortunately, 

this time I managed to grab the railing, 
so I wouldn’t fall over the edge to certain doom. 

Unfortunately, 

the railing I grabbed broke. 

Fortunately, 

the translator felt a twinge of remorse 
and reached out to save my life. 
(Sure, 
he wanted the mega-gorgeous Swiss skier 
all to himself, 
but he didn’t want to kill anybody. 
He’s a lover; 
not a man-slaughterer.) 

Unfortunately, 

after he saved my life, 
he pulled a weapon on me. 

Fortunately, 

it was just a Swiss Army knife. 
So I chuckled and asked, 
“What are you going to do? 
Clip my toenails to death?” 

Unfortunately, 

he did just that! 
More or less. 
He clipped my toenails. 
Way too close! 
So my every step on the white snow 
left a gut-wrenching, 
toe-trailing mess. 
Ow! & Yuck!

Fortunately, 

the mega-gorgeous Swiss alpine skier 
has a bizarre fetish for closely-trimmed toenails. 
So she clutched my lapel, 
puckered her lips, 
and pulled me close. 
Yay!

Unfortunately, 

those stupid clods 
who invented the teleportation device 
beamed me back to Area 52! 
Before Golden Girl could kiss me! 
Boo! 
Where in the world will I find 
such a wonderful woman 
with that much dedication, 
and a heart of gold, 
and who’s teeming with mega-gorgeosocity? 

Seeing my bloodied toes, 

those silly scientists assumed their device malfunctioned. 
Having lied about paying me big bucks 
to be the first sap to get zapped by their contraption, 
they conked me on the head 
with an over-sized petri dish, 

I awoke on the carpet in front of the TV, 

which naturally was tuned to the Olympics. 
To see me there, 
youd think I just dozed off, 
fell from the couch, 
and conked my head.
After having clipped my toenails insanely close. 
But that would be crazy! 

So boo the Area 52 scientists

but yay Team USA! 
Win all the gold medals you can! 
And please tell that mega-gorgeous Swiss skier, 
that if she wants a gold medal, 
she can have my heart-shaped one. 

Go Team USA! 


And everyone, 

please enjoy a safe and 
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Author’s Note: 

I wrote the foregoing whimsical tale, 
because I felt I needed 
to have a new DEAN Adventure
Plus, 
I wanted to write something topical 
in honor of all the dedicated, 
hard-working Olympians 
from around the world; 
and to post something for Valentine’s Day. 
And I wanted to honor my favorite book 
when I was a young child: 
Fortunately” by Remy Charlip.



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When that fire hit your @$$, 
it will sober your @$$ up quick! 
I saw something, I went, 
"Well, that's a pretty blue. 
You know what? That looks like fire!" 
Fire is inspirational. 
They should use it in the Olympics, 
because I ran the 100 in 4.3.

Ray Divine

We wanted an Olympic Gold medalist 
to be our keynote speaker. 
But due to our low budget, 
we booked a figure-skater instead. 
‘Cause all we can afford is a cheapskate. 

Dean Burkey

Nothing tells your children 
how much you thought about them 
while skiing the Alps, 
dancing in Rio, 
surfing in Hawaii, 
or being anywhere but home, 
like a shirt with a picture of cheese.

Steve Martin

(Paraphrased by John a.k.a. Jisch at http://forums.alpinezone.com/showthread.php/48779-Chairlift-Conversations/page6)
You know how some people 
have their name engraved in their skis. 
Well the other day I was riding up a lift 
and I read the guy's name off his skis 
and started talking to him like I knew him. 
He thought I was NUTS! 
His name was Rental.

Steven Wright

Cross country skiing is great 
if you live in a small country. 


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Monday, February 10, 2014

A Dean Reads Book Review: Malcolm Gladwell's David and Goliath


A Dean Reads Book Review: 
Malcolm Gladwell's 
David and Goliath
(Underdogs, Misfits, 
and the Art of Battling Giants)

What an intriguing and fascinating book! 
Malcolm Gladwell is quickly becoming 
one of my favorite writers. 

After me
of course, 
and Stan Lee

To hear Malcolm explain it, 
Goliath was the underdog. 
The big guy never stood a chance! 

Thanks to the infantryman versus a slinger scenario. 

Plus, that which gave Goliath his “advantage” 
also gave him his greatest weakness. 

Acromegaly, 
the disease that gave Goliath his giant size, 
also plagued with double vision. 

So all Goliath was to David 
was a giant can’t-be-missed target! 

Gladwell also explains how a computer nerd 
who never played basketball 
coached a team of daughters of computer nerds 
into becoming a winning team. 

And much, much more! 

Did you know that one third 
of all successful entrepreneurs have dyslexia? 

I enjoyed learning about the advantages of disadvantages; 
(and the disadvantages of advantages); 
desirable difficulties; 
and the limits power. 

And how the inverted U-curve relates 
to classroom size, 
family income, 
and alcohol consumption, 
regarding the effectiveness of each. 

Often, 
those in power achieved the opposite effect 
of what they thought their harsh “shows of strength” 
would accomplish


Other Books by Malcolm Gladwell:




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Every Book is a children’s book, if the kid can read.

Dean Burkey
(From the book “Holy Laughter!”): 
Killing Goliath with a stone 
made David a rock star.

Ray Divine
The bigger they are; 
the harder they fart.

Dean Burkey
(From the book “Monster Laughs”): 
How could this day go so awry? 
I ate waffles and pie! 
Two pies even. 
A peanut butter chocolate pie 
with added slices of banana; 
and a coconut cream. 
I should be invincible. 
So I’m not going to let 
a little thing like giants ruin my day. 

Steven Wright
I was in a job interview 
and I opened a book and started reading. 
Then I said to the guy, 
“Let me ask you a question. 
Suppose you are in a space bus 
traveling at the speed of light, 
and you turn on the headlights--what happens?” 
He said, “How should I know?!” 
I said, “Forget it, I don’t want to work for you.” 



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Monday, February 3, 2014

How About Those Seahawks!


How About Those Seahawks!

How about those sea hawks! 

What mighty birds prey. 
Known better as the osprey. 
Also known as fish eagle or fish hawk. 

For more information about sea hawks, visit: 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osprey

I’m not sure what the point of that was. 
I didn’t know what to blog about today, 
so someone suggested I write about the Seahawks. 

I have no idea why. 

Owls would’ve made more sense. 

;o)

Kudos to the Seattle Seahawks 
for winning the 48th Super Bowl

Congratulations to Malcolm Smith for winning MVP. 



The Seahawks played a great game. 

The Broncos
Their problems began with the first kickoff return. 
They should’ve taken a fair catch in the end zone 
to start on the 20-yard line. 

The only time they returned a ball past the 20-yard line, 
they fumbled! 

Besides, 
starting on the 20 might have helped them 
avoid the subsequent safety 
which seemed to jinx them for most of the game. 

Although Manning broke the record 
for the most completions in a Super Bowl
the Broncos only scored one touchdown the entire game. 
And that was in the last few seconds of the third quarter. 
I wonder what Malcolm Gladwell* would make of that! 

Both teams are highly skilled to have 
made it to the Super Bowl in the first place, 
but from what I understand, 
the Broncos lost because of too many turnovers. 

The Seahawks didn’t have any turnovers. 

So maybe the Broncos turnovers 
were made with enriched flour and enriched sugar, 
which slowed them down. 

And maybe they felt felt bloated.

Obviously, 
those turnovers didn’t have organic apples or peaches. 
Or we might’ve seen a different game altogether. 

In the future, 
football players should wait until after the game 
to enjoy turnovers. 

Sure, they’re delicious! 
But they’ll be just as delicious after the game. 

And you’ll enjoy them more when you win. 
Because few things taste better 
than victory and apple turnovers. 

Except chocolate-covered, 
bacon-wrapped victory. 

If you’re an athlete; 
and you can wait until after your sporting event 
to enjoy a tasty turnover, 
here’s a recipe you may enjoy: 



http://allrecipes.com/recipe/apple-turnovers/



* Come back next time for my 
Dean Reads Book Review 
of Malcom Gladwell’s book: 
David and Goliath”. 



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No one is listening until you make a mistake. 
Success always occurs in private; 
and failure in full view. 

Author Unknown
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, 
but his seats were in the nosebleed section 
-- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed 
of going to the Super Bowl. 
So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. 
He finds this seat toward the front 
and he asks the guy next to it 
whether anyone is sitting there.
The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died." 
"Well," says the first man, 
"why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?"
The guy replied, 
"Oh, they're all at the funeral."

Dean Burkey:
Watching football too much can make life unrealistic. 
When you make a mistake, 
you expect to see the replay. 
And when you do something right, 
you feel disappointed 
when no one dumps a cooler of Gatorade on your back. 

Mitch Hedberg
Yeah, I’m not into sports. 
If someone told me I had athlete’s foot, 
I’d say that’s not my foot! 

Ray Divine
Watching Football is lot like watching a sex tape. 
Although you’re not an active participant, 
you still feel great when you see someone score. 



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