Puss -N- Boots:
A cat going to a rodeo.
Perfection:
A candy for cats.
Perception:
When a cat gets pregnant.
Perchance:
A lucky cat.
Percussion:
A cat who plays the drums.
Perform:
The shape of a cat.
Purloin:
The steak part of cat meat.
Purity:
Cats joining together.
Puree:
The weapon of choice for space cats.
Steven Wright:
If toast always lands butter-side down;
and cats always land on their feet;
what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat
and drop it?
Phyllis Diller:
My cooking is so bad
that my kids thought Thanksgiving
was in memory of Pearl Harbor.
Dean Burkey:
You make about as much sense as kosher bacon.
George Carlin:
If a pig loses its voice,
is it disgruntled?
Mitch Hedberg:
I like rice.
Rice is great when you’re hungry;
and you want 2,000 of something.
