The cover photo of me portraying a jester was taken by Scott Nelson.
How to Write All Kinds of Comedy Jokes
Volume 1:
How to Write Comedy Jokes
by
Dean Burkey
This book teaches various comedy theories, joke construction, including the third joke element not mentioned in most other books, ways to write comedy, ways to rewrite and improve comedy, tips, techniques, and encouraging words to help you write funny.
Even if you don’t want to learn how to create comedy, you can still enjoy the many jokes contained herein, including the Special Bonus Feature spoof pieces: “The Secret to Comedy” (from “Seasons Without Reason”), “The Secret to Comedy 2”, and “The History and Analysis of the Road-Crossing Chicken Joke”.
Volume 1:
How to Write Comedy Jokes
by
Dean Burkey
Book Description
Comedy isn’t easy, but it just got easier with:
“How to Write All Kinds of Comedy Jokes”
Must you be born funny to make people laugh? Groucho Marx wasn’t born with glasses, a mustache, and a cigar. Even Steve “Born Standing Up” Martin wasn’t born wearing an arrow through his head. (Lucky for his mom, ‘cause that would have hurt!) Although Woody Allen might have been born with frizzy red hair and glasses.
Haven’t heard of me yet? You will. And others will hear of you too, when you apply my pointers. But why buy this book about comedy success from someone who’s not famous? Because the tips and techniques are sound.
Knowledge isn’t the only thing that leads to success. Fears and doubts thwart us. By following my own advice in this series, I will overcome what holds me back and succeed. So too, should you. Besides, if I wait until I’m famous to publish this book, people won’t believe I wrote it. They’ll think I hired a ghostwriter.
You can learn from anyone. The more people from whom you learn, the more you’ll know. If this book gives you just one really great idea, you should reread it. Because you obviously missed something. But even so, one really great idea is still worth more than the cost of this book.
Knowledge isn’t the only thing that leads to success. Fears and doubts thwart us. By following my own advice in this series, I will overcome what holds me back and succeed. So too, should you. Besides, if I wait until I’m famous to publish this book, people won’t believe I wrote it. They’ll think I hired a ghostwriter.
You can learn from anyone. The more people from whom you learn, the more you’ll know. If this book gives you just one really great idea, you should reread it. Because you obviously missed something. But even so, one really great idea is still worth more than the cost of this book.
A lifelong student of comedy, a real stand-up guy, an improv performer, and the author of books as varied as “Holy Laughter!” and the comedy novel “Monster Laughs”, Dean Burkey shares his thoughts and the tips and techniques he’s learned over the years in a series he wishes had been written for him when he first started.
Humor enhances our lives, so improve your comic abilities with “How to Write All Kinds of Kinds of Comedy Jokes”. Anyone from a comical newbie to a professional comedy writer can benefit from this series. Don’t let your comedy dreams pass you by! This book and this series can help you make others laugh! (See the guarantee below.)
Volume 1: “How to Write Comedy Jokes”
This book teaches various comedy theories, joke construction, including the third joke element not mentioned in most other books, ways to write comedy, ways to rewrite and improve comedy, tips, techniques, and encouraging words to help you write funny.
Table of Contents
The Building Blocks of Comedy
Where to Start
ISO Comedy Ideas
Connect with Your Audience
What Are You Passionate About?
The Dreaded Blank Page
Association Lists
What?!
O. P. M.
How To Write Comedy Jokes
Danger --> Safety (a.k.a. The JAWS Theory of Jocularity)
The Train Wreck Theory of Comedy
The Hocus Pocus Humor Theory
The Comedy Connection Concept
The Funny Formula (a.k.a. The Comedy Code)
Super Setups
Cool Connections
Funny Punches
Lots of Laughs
Write Unfunny/Mediocre Jokes
Ways to Improve Jokes
More Ways to Improve Jokes
The Secret to Comedy
A Glimpse at the Topics Covered by Volumes 2-4
Special Bonus Features:
How to Pick a Topic for Writing Jokes (a.k.a. "I Rolled the Dice Twice")
How I Wrote My Favorite Riddle for “Holy Laughter!”
“The Secret to Comedy” from “Seasons Without Reason”
“The Secret to Comedy 2”
“The History and Analysis of the Road-Crossing Chicken Joke”
Not Just Educational, But Entertaining Too!
Even if you don’t want to learn how to create comedy, you can still enjoy the many jokes contained herein, including the Special Bonus Feature spoof pieces: “The Secret to Comedy” (from “Seasons Without Reason”), “The Secret to Comedy 2”, and “The History and Analysis of the Road-Crossing Chicken Joke”.
I guarantee you will find something in this book to make you laugh and/or to help you make others laugh. If not, return it in less than a week; and Amazon will issue a refund. You have nothing to lose and a world of laughter to gain, so scroll down; and click the Buy Now button.
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Photo by David Wehman
From How to Write Comedy Jokes:
Dates and mixed nuts.
My social life sounds like a bag of granola.
From How to Write Comedy Jokes:
“Results may vary.”
That means it won’t work for you.
It’ll only work for the happy people in the commercial.
They’ll get cured. But you’ll spontaneously combust.
From How to Write Comedy Jokes:
I’m on the Kangaroo Diet.
That’s where you can eat
whatever you can fit into your pouch;
and then you hop around until your pouch becomes empty.
From How to Write Comedy Jokes:
The problem with government is that it’s so political.
From How to Write Comedy Jokes:
How is Emma Stone not the perfect woman?
She’s gorgeous; she’s funny; and when the need arises,
she can blast marauding zombies into smithereens.
From How to Write Comedy Jokes:
Don’t think of it as voodoo.
Think of it as Action-Figure Acupuncture.
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