and Other Strange Occurrences
Cuddle Uppets? Really? Do we need blankets that are puppets? Or are they puppets that are blankets?
Okay, Purple Monkey might be fun. You could dream about The Purple Lagoon where Brooke Shields is purple; and the bananas are purple; and the purple monkeys laugh all night long.
That might be a sweet, sweet dream. Especially if Brooke bakes purple banana cream pies.
But what kind of horrendous nightmares will be induced by a Green Crocodile?
"Sorry, Mate. Me Green Crock just ate your Purple Monkey. No worries. I'll put some shrimp on the Barbie. At least Brooke's all right."
That's true. At least Brooke is all right.
But who's this Barbie girl; and why does everyone always put shrimp on her?
I'll bet she's a big fan of Febreze.
The whole point of a cupcake is that it's a cake, get this, the size of a cup!
So when you make a giant cupcake, you've simply made a cake.
If a cake's too big; and a cupcake's too small, consider making a soup-bowl-cake.
Oh sure, you could make a cereal-bowl-cake, but let's face it, most cereals are already sweeter than cakes.
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