A Call Me Maybe Exposé
Uncovering the secrets behind
that they don’t want you to know!
Carly Rae Jepsen’s recording “Call Me Maybe” has become a cult phenomenon!
Hundreds of videos on YouTube offer variations, from the Harvard Baseball Team’s lip-synching to Star Wars to President Obama himself!
So that got me to thinking:
A Cult Phenomenon = Occult Phenomenon!
Yikes! The popular, catchy song “Call Me Maybe” with the entertaining, funny video by the seemingly sweet and adorable Carly Rae Jepsen features hidden messages: Subliminal blurbs played backwards to bypass our conscious censors and invade our subconscious.
Sadly, these messages promote issues and actions that most people (except Manson, the inventor of speed bumps, and those who claim their favorite pizza topping is anchovies) would deem evil, instead of encouraging positive behavior like recycling and feeding squirrels.
Listen for yourself and decide. Why? Because you have to hear it for yourself. I listened to two different videos on YouTube that told me what they thought the backwards lyrics were. Guess what? Both videos sounded like they said. Even though one spoke of Lucifer; and the other mentioned blue sushi. More than likely, not everything backwards will sound intelligible. But listen for whatever phrases your hear stand out. I share what I heard below.
Here’s the forward version:
Published on Mar 1, 2012 by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO | #1 on the YouTube 100
Notice how entertaining and fun it was? That’s so you won’t suspect what they’re really up to.
But here’s the backwards version
with reversed sounds and even a mirrored visual:
Published on Jun 16, 2012 by Rock3892
What enigmatic phrases did you hear?
Below are some of the key phrases I heard,
along with my insightful interpretations / exhausting explanations thereof:
“Give me a new octopus.”
This promotes materialism in the worst way.
Instead of traditional consumer thinking like: “What can I get my two hands on?”, we’re led to think: “What can I wrap my eight arms around?”
Only too late do we realize: We don’t need shirts and sweaters with eight sleeves!
Besides, the octopus we have is fine, metaphorically speaking. We don’t need a new one. That’s just a way for octopus merchants to keep selling to a market that’s heavily oversaturated.
If everybody already owns an octopus, what do you do? You sell them a new one!
This octopus is shinier than the one you have.
Octopus 3.0.
The Turbo Octopus 2000.
Now in delicious new kiwi mango flavor!
Octopus Lite. Everything you love about octopi with less than half the calories!
“Listen to me Fuhrer.”
Obviously a call to reunite the Fourth Reich. Or the Fifth or Sixth. Whatever number we’re up to now.
Basically, it’s a plea to initiate World War 3! Excuse me, I mean, World Conflict 3.
A cataclysmic event that will lead to a major loss of population. But will strangely lead to a dramatic increase in octopus sales, metaphorically speaking.
So again, it’s all about money and greed. But this time, in a bad way.
“My nozzy ship!”
Obviously a veiled reference to cocaine, with nozzy being a variation of nose; ship being a means of “travel”; and my being a singular possessive pronoun.
So far this song’s been a beacon calling forth Drug Lords, Nazi Regimes, and Octopi Salespeople.
“Give me a slash.”
Horrifying! Either a cry for violence upon the Earth, a.k.a. Global Disagreement 3, a.k.a. The Armageddon Protocol.
On other hand, that is, the other, other hand, this could be a reference to difficulty with childbirth caused by poisonous additives in our food, air, and water, via hormones and genetically modified organisms, chem trails and pollution, and Fluoride and anti-psychotics. Thus, she’s requesting a C-section.
So far, all these phrases have been egocentric:
“Give ME a new octopus.”
“Listen to ME Fuhrer.”
“MY nozzy ship!”
“Give ME a slash.”
A little full of ourselves, are we Carly Rae?
Or since that’s backwards,
Or since that’s backwards,
should I say Ear Ylrac?
Even backwards, this next phrase is spoken with a perfect British accent:
“The lucky part’s in there.”
This promotes the ingesting of sugary breakfast cereals. The “lucky part” that’s “in there” is the free prize that comes inside every delicious box.
Add refined sugar to the previous list of dangerous additives; and it’s a wonder we’re still alive!
It’s bad enough the evil forces ruling this planet want to destroy us, but they taunt us too. They urge us to be the first on our block to collect all five, but they only include the same two or three toys over and over again.
The British accent only adds arrogance and sex appeal to her plea. Thus, we feel conflicted. Appalled, yet attracted. Annoyed, yet aroused. Crunchy wheat, yet nicely sweet.
“My hamster’s not here.”
Of course, your hamster’s not here, metaphorically speaking. With all the atrocities being perpetrated upon the human race, why would any self-respecting hamster want to hang around? After 5,125 revolutions, they’re sick of the spinning wheel!
Dean
COMING WEDNESDAY: Joining the Dark Side
COMING FRIDAY: Time-Traveling with Hollywood Hunks*
* They make me call them that. But I have a different nickname for them.
P.S. This is a work of humor/parody. So hey, Carly Rae. No hard feelings; right? Let me be the mimbo in your next video. But no mowing please. Instead, I’ll fight sharks or space aliens. Anything with lasers. A cape would be cool. That’s sure to be another big hit for you! So Call Me Maybe.
COMING WEDNESDAY: Joining the Dark Side
COMING FRIDAY: Time-Traveling with Hollywood Hunks*
* They make me call them that. But I have a different nickname for them.
Photo Source: Joe Bielawa from Minneapolis, USA
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