What's the Deal
with Free Books?
with Free Books?
Photo Source:
The photo of the author running from a Monster Crab
(a.k.a. Crab Cake Gone Wild)
is a mock-up still created by Brad Hudson using footage
from his film project “The Bad Clam”.
The background picture is A Cloudy Blue Sky by Photo Rack.
Thank you!
I gave away over 50 books yesterday!
What's the Deal?
The Deal for You:
The deal is you get an awesome book FREE!
But even if you miss the May 5 cut-off date,
you can still enjoy a bunch of comical adventures
for less than four bucks!
The Deal for Me:
The deal is I get the chance to give you a book,
to let you read a sampling of my writing.
Also,
the more books I give away,
the higher my ranking becomes,
so even if you can't read,
still get my book!
Of course,
the dream goal,
besides having the supermodel heiress
of a chocolate fortune find me irresistible,
is accruing a vast amount
of 5-Star Reviews!
So please:
Get your free copy right away!
It's a Win-Win situation for both of us!
And I love when we all get along.
To help me out some more,
please click the picture below,
to visit my Dean Burkey Author Page;
and click the orange Like button
in the upper right hand corner:
Photo by David Wehman
And if you also enjoy faith-based books,
please click the picture below,
to visit my Dean J. Burkey Author Page;
and click the orange Like button
in the upper right hand corner:
Photo by Susan Anderson
The Deal for You:
The deal is you get an awesome book FREE!
But even if you miss the May 5 cut-off date,
you can still enjoy a bunch of comical adventures
for less than four bucks!
The Deal for Me:
The deal is I get the chance to give you a book,
to let you read a sampling of my writing.
Also,
the more books I give away,
the higher my ranking becomes,
so even if you can't read,
still get my book!
Of course,
the dream goal,
besides having the supermodel heiress
of a chocolate fortune find me irresistible,
is accruing a vast amount
of 5-Star Reviews!
So please:
Get your free copy right away!
It's a Win-Win situation for both of us!
And I love when we all get along.
To help me out some more,
please click the picture below,
to visit my Dean Burkey Author Page;
and click the orange Like button
in the upper right hand corner:
Photo by David Wehman
And if you also enjoy faith-based books,
please click the picture below,
to visit my Dean J. Burkey Author Page;
and click the orange Like button
in the upper right hand corner:
Photo by Susan Anderson
Many, many thanks!
I worked super dee duper hard on this book,
to make it as funny as can be,
so I'm sure that if you like it
even half as much as I do,
you'll love it immensely!
And at a cost of FREE,
you automatically get more
than your money's worth!
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
Don’t fall in love with a psycho;
she’ll only break your heart.
Or cut it out and feed it to the pigeons.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
Kakoolie and Colletta enjoy a happy, fulfilling life,
teeming with love and joy,
until three seconds later,
the mob moves in on Chef Pierre’s
highly successful Pastries R Us Shoppe.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
Unfortunately, a speck of dust.
A seemingly insignificant speck of dust.
Altered my coordinates ever so slightly,
sending me to Fargon instead of Oolala.
Of course, I was still greeted as a hero.
If you saw me in my cape, you’d understand.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
And the silly insurance company
doesn’t cover self-started fire damage.
Are you kidding me?
Self-started fire damage coverage
is the only reason people get insurance!
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
If the DirectTV Genie gave me three wishes,
I assure you,
that none of them
would be about television programming.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
We met while serving together in Desert Storm.
Not in the military.
We worked as waiters
in a taco tiki hut on the outskirts of Kuwait.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
Don’t fall in love with a psycho; she’ll only break your heart.
Or cut it out and feed it to the pigeons.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
teeming with love and joy,
until three seconds later,
the mob moves in on Chef Pierre’s
highly successful Pastries R Us Shoppe.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
A seemingly insignificant speck of dust.
Altered my coordinates ever so slightly,
sending me to Fargon instead of Oolala.
Of course, I was still greeted as a hero.
If you saw me in my cape, you’d understand.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
doesn’t cover self-started fire damage.
Are you kidding me?
Self-started fire damage coverage
is the only reason people get insurance!
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
I assure you,
that none of them
would be about television programming.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
We met while serving together in Desert Storm. Not in the military.
We worked as waiters
in a taco tiki hut on the outskirts of Kuwait.
