Easter Cheer
Today is Good Friday.
Christianity is the only religion that calls the day
their Founder got killed a good day.
And I think they call this week Holy Week,
because they’re busy hiding Easter eggs in holes.
In honor of Holy Week and Easter,
the gym’s offering Pontius Pilates.
It’s just like regular Pilates,
but afterwards,
there’s a lot more hand-washing.
I think Easter reached the point
of over-commercialization
when they started making chocolate crucifixes.
Is that suppose to ward off chocolate vampires?
“Count Chocula, how did you get in here?
No problem, I have one of these!”
If Jesus married Mary Magdalene;
and they had a Child,
could that Baby crawl on water?
All the Best,
because they’re busy hiding Easter eggs in holes.
In honor of Holy Week and Easter,
the gym’s offering Pontius Pilates.
It’s just like regular Pilates,
but afterwards,
there’s a lot more hand-washing.
I think Easter reached the point
of over-commercialization
when they started making chocolate crucifixes.
Is that suppose to ward off chocolate vampires?
“Count Chocula, how did you get in here?
No problem, I have one of these!”
If Jesus married Mary Magdalene;
and they had a Child,
could that Baby crawl on water?
All the Best,
P. S. Have a safe and happy holiday weekend!
Uploaded on Aug 10, 2011 by
lwentertainment
From
“Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible”:
Christian books
are cross-referenced.
From
“Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible”:
When Jesus carried lumber for Joseph,
He was cross training.
From
“Faith like a Ketchup Seed”:
Some people say The Bible is
God’s Love Letter to humanity,
but I think The Bible’s far more significant
than a note from God asking us:
“Do you like Me? Check one.”
From
“Faith like a Ketchup Seed”:
From
“The Christian Comedy Combo Platter!”:
Why would they pave Paradise
to put up a parking lot?
Instead, they should pave Hell
to put up an ice cream stand.
Uploaded on Nov 1, 2009 by
mauler90
lwentertainment
From
“Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible”:
Christian books
are cross-referenced.
From
“Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible”:
When Jesus carried lumber for Joseph,
He was cross training.
From
“Faith like a Ketchup Seed”:
Some people say The Bible is
God’s Love Letter to humanity,
but I think The Bible’s far more significant
than a note from God asking us:
“Do you like Me? Check one.”
From
“Faith like a Ketchup Seed”:
Is it still considered walking on water
if the water is frozen;
and the “water-walker” wears skates?
From
“The Christian Comedy Combo Platter!”:
Why would they pave Paradise
to put up a parking lot?
Instead, they should pave Hell
to put up an ice cream stand.
Uploaded on Nov 1, 2009 by
mauler90