Tuesday, March 26, 2013

My Favorite Mitch Hedberg Routine


In memory of Mitch Hedburg
who died eight years ago this week, 
(on either March 29 or 30, 2005), 
I'm reposting my fourth most popular post 
from My Favorite Blog: 



Uploaded by  on Feb 4, 2008

(February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005)

You know when you 
go into a restaurant on the weekends; 
it gets busy; so they start a waiting list; 
they start calling out names? 
They say like, “Dufrene, party of two. 
Table ready for  Dufrene, party of two.” 
And if no one answers, 
they’ll say the name again,  
“Dufrene, party of two.” 
But then if no one answers, 
they’ll just go right on to the next name, 
“Bush, party of three.” 
Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? 
No one seems to care! 
Who can eat at a time like this? 
People are missing! You people are selfish. 
The  Dufrenes are in someone’s trunk right now. 
With duct tape over their mouth. 
And they’re hungry! 
That’s a double whammy! 
We need help! “Bush, search party of three!” 
You can eat once you find the  Dufrenes!  

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