by Dean Burkey
“A steamroller ran over me,” he said flatly.
“See? The oasis was just another mirage,” he said dryly.
“Seven days of exercise camp; and I still don’t feel any stronger,” he said weakly.
“I slid into home and made a run,” he said safely.
“He threw me out the window,” he said painfully.
“My stock portfolio plummeted,” he said barely.
“I’ll add more laundry detergent,” he said gainfully.
“I’ve finished another masterpiece,” gloated William Shakespeare playfully.
“I’ve lost all my cartilage,” he said disjointedly.
“Will you marry me?” he asked engagingly.
“I have four ventricles once again,” he declared wholeheartedly.
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