Easter Cheer

Easter Cheer

by
Dean Burkey

Photo Source: Olde Naples Chocolate

Today is Good Friday. 
Christianity is the only religion that calls the day 
their Founder got killed a good day. 

And I think they call this week Holy Week, 
because they’re busy hiding Easter eggs in holes. 

In honor of Holy Week and Easter, 
the gym’s offering Pontius Pilates.  

It’s just like regular Pilates, 
but afterwards, 
there’s a lot more hand-washing.

I think Easter reached the point 
of over-commercialization 
when they started making chocolate crucifixes.  

Is that suppose to ward off chocolate vampires?  
“Count Chocula, how did you get in here?  
No problem, I have one of these!”    

If Jesus married Mary Magdalene; 
and they had a Child, 
could that Baby crawl on water?

All the Best,

Dean Burkey

P. S. Have a safe and happy holiday weekend!

Uploaded on Aug 10, 2011 by
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From 
“Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible”:
Christian books 
are cross-referenced.

From 
“Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible”:
When Jesus carried lumber for Joseph, 
He was cross training.

From 
“Faith like a Ketchup Seed”:
Some people say The Bible is 
God’s Love Letter to humanity, 
but I think The Bible’s far more significant 
than a note from God asking us: 
“Do you like Me?  Check one.”

From 
“Faith like a Ketchup Seed”:

Is it still considered walking on water 

if the water is frozen; 

and the “water-walker” wears skates? 

From 
“The Christian Comedy Combo Platter!”:
Why would they pave Paradise 
to put up a parking lot?  
Instead, they should pave Hell 
to put up an ice cream stand.

Tim Hawkins - Hedge of Protection

Uploaded on Nov 1, 2009 by
mauler90