Voted The Best Religion Joke
Check out this article Emo Philips wrote
for The Guardian,
Here’s an animated video based on that same joke:
Uploaded on Jun 30, 2010 by
Emo Philips:
“I got into a fight one time with a really big guy,
and he said,
“I’m going to mop the floor with your face.”
I said, “You’ll be sorry.”
He said, “Oh yeah? Why?”
I said, “Well,
you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
Emo Philips:
I discovered my wife in bed
with another man and I was crushed.
So I said, “Get off me, you two!”
Emo Philips:
I got a letter from the IRS.
Apparently I owe them $800.
So I sent them a letter back.
I said, “If you’ll remember,
I fastened my return with a paper clip,
which according to your very own
latest government pentagon spending figures
will more than make up for the difference.”
Emo Philips:
A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Dean
P.S. This was previously posted at my former Comedy Jokes Blog, before Google deleted it for reasons that are still unclear to me.
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