Thursday, March 21, 2013

The Best British Comedy Routine


The Best 
British Comedy Routine

I used to be indecisive, 
but now I am not quite sure.

My neighbour asked 
if he could use my lawnmower 
and I told him of course he could, 
so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

An original idea. 
That can't be too hard. 
The library must full of them.

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' 
- I couldn't put it down.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, 
one was drinking battery acid, 
the other was eating fireworks. 
They charged one and let the other one off.

All the Best,




Please Note:
Mostly near the beginning,
some of the following language may deemed offensive.


Uploaded on Nov 14, 2008 by
MontyPython

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