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Sharknado 2: The Second One 

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The Second One Fun

by
Dean Burkey

Check out my previous posts: 

Sharknado 2 Is Coming For You
&
The Shark Hits the Fan Again

The best way to avoid a shark attack, as Johnny Carson once said, is to stay in Kansas. 

But then again, in Kansas, you’re in danger of being plagued by a Snakenado.

Or even a Gophernado. 

Although tonight marks the second time in less than a week that a Sharknado hit New York City, such events are typically quite rare. 

Most marine biologists and meteorologists alike say a Sharknado could never happen, but they also claim global warming’s responsible for cooler temperatures and often say it’s going to be sunny when it isn’t. 

Besides, my uncle died in a Whalicane. 

(A Whale-Hurricane is similar to a Sharknado; only the winds are much more intense; and the man-eating sea creatures are mammals, not fish, so it actually makes a lot more sense. Well, more sense than pet rocks; and everybody bought into those!) 

Yes, sadly, I saw Uncle Morty get smacked in the head by a whale’s tail, but everyone says it was a fluke.  

Sharknado 2: The Second One: 
August 2, 7 pm Eastern

Only on Syfy! 

All The Best,

Dean Burkey

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Photo Source: http://rateyourmusic.com/artist/emo_philips

Uploaded on Apr 15, 2010 by
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Check out this article Emo Philips wrote 

for The Guardian, Wednesday 28 September 2005:

The best God joke ever - and it's mine!

Here’s an animated video based on that same joke: 

Uploaded on Jun 30, 2010 by

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Emo Philips: 
“I got into a fight one time with a really big guy, 
and he said, 
“I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” 
I said, “You’ll be sorry.” 
He said, “Oh yeah? Why?” 
I said, “Well, 
you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

Emo Philips: 
I discovered my wife in bed 
with another man and I was crushed. 
So I said, “Get off me, you two!”

Emo Philips: 
I got a letter from the IRS. 
Apparently I owe them $800. 
So I sent them a letter back. 
I said, “If you’ll remember, 
I fastened my return with a paper clip, 
which according to your very own 
latest government pentagon spending figures 
will more than make up for the difference.” 

Emo Philips: 
A computer once beat me at chess, 
but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

All the Best,

Dean

P.S. This was previously posted at my former Comedy Jokes Blog, before Google deleted it for reasons that are still unclear to me. 

   

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