Showing posts with label Sharknado. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharknado. Show all posts

Monday, September 1, 2014

Iconic Lines from Shark Movies



From JAWS: 
"This was no boat accident."

 From JAWS: 
"I'm not going to waste my time arguing 
with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch."
From JAWS:
"Boys, oh boys, I think he's come back 
for his noon feeding."

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT TSHIRT
Funny Retro Jaws TEE Retro Shark Week

 From Deep Blue Sea:
"Beneath this glassy surface, 
a world of gliding monsters!"
From Deep Blue Sea: 
"Who ordered the fish?"


Photo Source: Deep Blue Sea & http://www.eonline.com/news/533540/meet-joan-of-shark-quite-possibly-the-biggest-great-white-shark-ever-discovered

From Deep Blue Sea: 
"You ate my bird!"


From Sharknado: 
"Birds fall from the sky; 
why not sharks?"

From Sharknado: 
"We're gonna need a bigger chopper."
From Sharknado: 
"I just really, really hate sharks."
Photo Source: Sharknado & http://uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/an-important-discussion-about-sharknado-the-greatest-movie-ever-about-a-shark-filled-tornado/

"Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York."

"Holy shark!"

 From Open Water:
"Other people go on vacation 
and spend their days just laying around. 
We have a story we're going to be telling 
for the rest of our lives."

 From Open Water: 
"Where's the boat? 
Daniel, where's the boat?"

 From Open Water:
"I wanted to go skiing!"
Photo Source: Open Water & http://www.founditemclothing.com/itgoesto11/time-greatest-lines-shark-movies-gif-ed/

 From 2-Headed Shark Attack:
"Two heads is twice as many teeth!"

From My Screenplays:

From Croc Versus Shark:
"Only Dolphin Cove offers you 
a vacation you’ll never forget, 
with the first ever Super Bowl of sea monsters!"

From Croc Versus Shark:
"Winner eats all."
From Sharks on a Plane:
"Thank you for flying Fiasco Airlines; 
enjoy your crash; 
and be sure to tell your friends about us.  
But don’t mention this part.  
Oo!  Tell them about our pudding cups!"

From Sharks on a Plane:
"So.  Some flight; huh?"

All The Best,

Stand Up Comedy by Marc Takemiya - Punch a Shark!

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with Little Mermaid Print 
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Photo Source: A Shark by X posid.

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 Please Note: 
The following video contains some language 
that some may find offensive:

Craig Ferguson - Shark Week (Stand Up Comedy)

Published on Jul 30, 2013 by
 
Womens European Skinny Shark Vs Mermaid Swimsuit 
One Piece Digital Print Backless Wetsuit

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Movie Preview: 
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Monday, August 25, 2014

Never Get Medevaced in a Shark Movie




I’d hate to be Medevaced anywhere, anytime. But especially from a boat, during a thunderstorm, in shark-infested waters. ‘Cause that never ends well for anybody. Especially the sucker getting Medevaced. 




Photo Source:
Deep Blue Sea
The cable gets stuck halfway up. And starts to fray. The weight’s too much strain on the helicopter engine. And the largest shark always jumps out of the water and clamps its jaws on the poor fool. 


Photo Source: 
Sharknado 
& 
http://www.eonline.com/news/533540/meet-joan-of-shark-quite-possibly-the-biggest-great-white-shark-ever-discovered
Tears stream down his face. His oxygen mask fills with blood. He snaps in half. The cable snaps in half. And all the sharks in the world nibble on him like binge-eaters at an all-you-can-eat buffet. 


But, statically speaking, it’s still the safest form of travel. Not counting a rubber rickshaw. Or a magic flying carpet made of peppermint marshmallows. 
Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.theoceanadventure.com/kids%20page/Jokes-Shark.html)
Q: If a shark is after you, 
what should your feed it?
A: Jawbreakers

Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sharkjokes.html)
Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers? 
A: They're too nice!

 Author Unknown:
(From: http://rubbercat.net/text/sharkjokes.html)
Q: What did the street shark say 
when something radical happened?
A: Jawesome!
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 Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.theoceanadventure.com/kids%20page/Jokes-Shark.html)
Q: If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster 
and the great white shark from Jaws, 
what would the movie be called?
A: Loch Jaws

 Dean Burkey:
It’s like watching the movie “JAWS”, 
you can say, “It was so horrible 
how the Great White Shark ate all those people!” 
But I say, “It was funny 
when Hooper crushed his Styrofoam cup.”
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