Friday, August 8, 2014

Happy Shark Week!

This Post Is In Honor Of Shark Week 
Which Starts This Sunday: August 10, 2014
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Happy Shark Week!
by
Dean Burkey

No matter how frightening 
the the Discovery Channel’s sharks are 
during Shark Week
just keep telling yourself: 
“It’s only a documentary. 
It’s only a documentary.
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If you want to feel close to someone, 
share a shark cage off the Great Barrier reef. 
Nothing helps people bond better 
than the threat of imminent death. 
Or chocolate. 


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A shark without a dorsal fin 

wouldn’t be able to control where he swims, 
but he’d be a lot better at sneaking up on people. 


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Did you know that porcupines float in water? * 
How odd is that? 
If you’re on a sinking boat with a porcupine, 
what are you going to do? 
Do I want to get poked? 
Or do I want to drown? 
If I get poked and bleed, 
they’ll be sharks all around. 
Why couldn’t a floating animal be something cuddly? 
Like a pillow-otamus. 


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Enjoy Shark Week!
And may all your sharks swim happily ever after. 
Without having to nimble on you; 
or anyone you love. 



 
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Author Unknown:
(From: http://rubbercat.net/text/sharkjokes.html)
Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case?
A: Not gill-ty!

Author Unknown: 
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sharkjokes.html)
I saw a man at the beach screaming, Help, shark, help! 
I laughed because I knew 
the shark wasnt going to help him. 

Dean Burkey:
Okay, I’ll go into the shark tank. 
But first, I’ll need  a suit of armor 
and a pair of Depends. 


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Darren Brinkworth:
(From: http://youtu.be/rXJjaRMp9ck)
I wanna make a TV show about three surfers and a shark. 
It’s gonna be called “Two and a Half Men”. 

Ray Divine
If a boatload of pot ever sank 
and got eaten by sharks, 
that bad case of the munchies could cause those sharks 
to cut a beach city’s population in half! 
I dont want to insult the man, 
so let me just say that he’s a swell guy and all that, 
but he’s not the sharpest shark at the feeding frenzy. 




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