I used to have a pet sea monkey.
He enjoyed eating bunches of sea bananas.
Flinging his sea poo.
Swinging on sea vines from sea tree to sea tree.
And swimming around
inside his little sea spinning wheel.
But he hated having his tail pulled.
And eventually got eaten by a sea tiger.
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Poor little Sea Coco.
But then he grew into a shrimp
and rode off into the sunset on a seahorse.
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Which also go eaten by a sea tiger.
But then we moved;
and I had to flush them all down the toilet.
But they thrived in the city’s sewer system
and eventually threatened the human race.
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But they were stopped by a nerdy scientist
with a hot assistant.
All he had to do was reverse the polarity.
And they all lived and died happily ever after.
Aquaman (It's Not Easy) - Divine Comedy
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What is a sea monkey’s favourite food?
Fish and chimps.
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Droughts are because
God didn’t pay his water bill.
Maybe I'm just naive.
But I really thought those baby shrimps
would look like little aqua-monkeys.
Or maybe they do;
after they evolve.
Hmmm.
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Taking Pro-Biotics is like having billions of Sea Monkeys
swimming in your intestines.
Steven Wright:
I like to fill my tub up with water,
then turn the shower on;
and act like I’m in a submarine that’s been hit.
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