Some Heroes Never Get Any Breaks

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2
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Some Heroes 
Never Get Any Breaks

by
Dean Burkey

When a superhero’s super popular, he doesn’t get a break. 

When I was a kid, Spider-Man used to be in four different comic books a month: The Amazing Spider-Man, Marvel Team-Up, The Spectacular Spider-Man, and The Web of Spider-Man. 

That’s not counting guest appearances and crossovers with other heroes. 

Even heroes from other companies! 

Superman Vs. The Amazing Spider-Man

Constantly fighting super-villains and other illustrious psychos bent on taking over the world. 

But a lesser known hero, like Boll-Weevil Boy, might stop a mugger or purse snatcher every other decade or so. 

And maybe thwart an embezzler every other blue moon or two too. 

All The Best,

Dean Burkey

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How The Amazing Spider-Man Should Have Ended

Published on Sep 27, 2012 by

How It Should Have Ended

Author Unknown: 
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Q: Why did Spiderman flush the toilet? 
A: Because it was his duty! 

Mitch Hedberg: 
That'd be cool if Spider-Man 
hot hammocks instead of webs. 
You're not a criminal, 
but you do need to relax. 
Fwsht! 
Now go find two trees 
that are close together."

Dean Burkey: 
How is Emma Stone not the perfect woman? 
She’s Spider-Man’s girlfriend; 
she’s gorgeous; funny; ... 
and when the need arises, 
she can blast marauding zombies to smithereens.

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Mitch Hedberg: 
If Spiderman was real; and I was a criminal; 
and he shot me with his web, I would say, 
“Dude, thanks for the hammock.” 

Dean Burkey: 
I think Spider-Man’s in love.  
Does that mean we may soon 
be hearing webbing bells?

 
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How The Amazing Spider-Man Should Have Ended 

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Published on Oct 4, 2012 by

How It Should Have Ended

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