Monday, August 25, 2014

Never Get Medevaced in a Shark Movie




I’d hate to be Medevaced anywhere, anytime. But especially from a boat, during a thunderstorm, in shark-infested waters. ‘Cause that never ends well for anybody. Especially the sucker getting Medevaced. 




Photo Source:
Deep Blue Sea
The cable gets stuck halfway up. And starts to fray. The weight’s too much strain on the helicopter engine. And the largest shark always jumps out of the water and clamps its jaws on the poor fool. 


Photo Source: 
Sharknado 
& 
http://www.eonline.com/news/533540/meet-joan-of-shark-quite-possibly-the-biggest-great-white-shark-ever-discovered
Tears stream down his face. His oxygen mask fills with blood. He snaps in half. The cable snaps in half. And all the sharks in the world nibble on him like binge-eaters at an all-you-can-eat buffet. 


But, statically speaking, it’s still the safest form of travel. Not counting a rubber rickshaw. Or a magic flying carpet made of peppermint marshmallows. 
Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.theoceanadventure.com/kids%20page/Jokes-Shark.html)
Q: If a shark is after you, 
what should your feed it?
A: Jawbreakers

Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sharkjokes.html)
Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers? 
A: They're too nice!

 Author Unknown:
(From: http://rubbercat.net/text/sharkjokes.html)
Q: What did the street shark say 
when something radical happened?
A: Jawesome!
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 Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.theoceanadventure.com/kids%20page/Jokes-Shark.html)
Q: If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster 
and the great white shark from Jaws, 
what would the movie be called?
A: Loch Jaws

 Dean Burkey:
It’s like watching the movie “JAWS”, 
you can say, “It was so horrible 
how the Great White Shark ate all those people!” 
But I say, “It was funny 
when Hooper crushed his Styrofoam cup.”
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