Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Sharknado 2 Is Coming For You


Close the Shutters! 
Plug the Drains!
Crouch on the Couch; 
And Numb Your Brains!
‘Cause It’s True: 

Sharknado 2
Is Coming For You


Sharknado 2: The Second One Official Trailer #1 (2014) 

- Syfy Channel Sequel HD

Published on Jul 7, 2014 by

The Dorsal Fin Double-Dipper Radar forecasts a Sharknado raging down upon New York City, tomorrow night, Wednesday, July 30, 2014 C.E. at 9 pm (Eastern) on the Syfy Channel!



So sorry, New Yorkers, but just when you thought it was safe to get mugged, or tossed about by windy, inclement weather, ... 

All the frolicking fun and maddening mayhem of the first Sharknado” film gets unleashed as Sharknado 2: The Second One” takes a bite or two of The Big Apple

I think Judd Hirsch said it best when he said, “Holy Shark!



And this is just how Super Dee Duper the Syfy Channel is, to make sure you don’t get lost by not having seen the first one, they’re airing that again right before The Second One’s big debut. 

No matter how intense the situations get, just keep telling yourself: “It’s only a movie.* It’s only a made-for-TV movie. A cheesy, meant-to-be-fun movie. With extra cheese.

So really, it’s nothing to lose your head over. Unless you’re The Statue of Liberty



Of course, there’s sure to be more chainsaw shenanigans. Which, obviously, must mean, fish sticks for all! 

And Im guessing that Jumping The Shark has never been this much fun!




Hungry Shark Evolution
Play for FREE!

Sharknado: July 30, 7 pm
Sharknado 2: The Second One: July 30, 9 pm
Only on Syfy!

Caution: You could easily get drunk if you play a Drinking Game when you gulp a shot every time you spot a celebrity. So don’t operate any heavy machinery; and please watch responsibly. 

With D. C. Douglas as Bud; and Melanie Avalon as a Flight Attendant.  

All The Best,

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