Showing posts with label Sharknado 2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharknado 2. Show all posts

Sunday, October 19, 2014

How to Make a Sequel: My Sharknado 2 Movie Review

Finally! 
(Or, in this case, Fin-ly!)
I got to see Sharknado 2!
And yes, it was worth the wait!


Photo Source:
Sharknado 2: The Second One [Blu-ray]

How to Make a Sequel: 
My Sharknado 2 
Movie Review

Photo Source:
https://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-tv/-sharknado-2--retold-in-10-
outrageously-ridiculous-gifs-160118629.html
What do you do when you create a cinematic sensation? You make a sequel! The official title is: "Sharknado 2: The Second One". Which should clue us in that they're not going to take themselves too seriously. Or, if they do, they'll be so serious, it'll be hilarious. Yeah, it's kinda crazy how comedy works that way. 
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What's the best way to make a sequel? Figure out what worked in the previous movie; and do more of that; plus up the ante! So instead of one chainsaw, we have more, plus we have plenty more makeshift weapons, including big bats, wide shovels, handy circular saws, squirt gun flamethrowers, etc.; and instead of an LA beach community in peril, we have New York City! The New York City!


If you really want to make the sequel fun, add as many celebrities, former celebrities, or celebrity wannabes as you can find. Especially in a shark movie, 'cause there's nothing better than watching Kelly Ripa stomping on a hammerhead shark with her high heels; or Matt Lauer skewering one with an umbrella. 

And have fun with which actor/actress plays which role. I.e., Former Taxi star Judd Hirsch plays a taxi driver; and former Airplane! star Robert Hayes flies an airplane! 
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Best of all, add lots of surprises! If you don't think this movie had any surprises, ask Tara Reid if she needs a hand. Even Lady Liberty herself will tell you that heads will roll. And when the right woman comes along, I know where to find free engagement rings!

So kudos to the Sharknado cast and crew for doing the impossible, for making an even better movie than the previous one. Especially the writer Thunder Levin (the new William Shakespeare or Ernest Hemingway of shark movies)! He did everything right. Excellent character dynamics; enthralling back stories, etc. Where to next time? Paris? Moscow? Outer space? 

All The Best,

Sharknado 2: Sneak Peek | Syfy

Published on Jun 27, 2014 by
Fin Shepard: Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York.
_________________________
Bryan: Don't mess with a Mets fan on the 7 train.
_________________________

Ben: Holy sh... ark.
_________________________

April Wexler: Fin, why aren't you having more fun with this?

Fin Shepard: Come on, April. Two of my friends were killed. I almost destroyed Los Angeles. And, oh, yeah... I got eaten by shark. How much fun do you think that was?

_________________________

The Mayor: Well this is the Big Apple, Fin. When something bites us, we bite back.
_________________________

Fin Shepard: I know you're scared. I'm scared too. They're sharks. They're scary. No one wants to get eaten. But I've been eaten. And I'm here to tell you it takes a lot more than to bring a good man down. A lot more that to bring a New Yorker down. [cuts a falling shark in half with a chainsaw] Let's go show them what it means to be a hero. Let's go show them what it means to be a New Yorker! Let's go kill some sharks!

Sharknado 2 - New York

Published on Jul 31, 2014 by

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Monday, September 1, 2014

Iconic Lines from Shark Movies



From JAWS: 
"This was no boat accident."

 From JAWS: 
"I'm not going to waste my time arguing 
with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch."
From JAWS:
"Boys, oh boys, I think he's come back 
for his noon feeding."

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT TSHIRT
Funny Retro Jaws TEE Retro Shark Week

 From Deep Blue Sea:
"Beneath this glassy surface, 
a world of gliding monsters!"
From Deep Blue Sea: 
"Who ordered the fish?"


Photo Source: Deep Blue Sea & http://www.eonline.com/news/533540/meet-joan-of-shark-quite-possibly-the-biggest-great-white-shark-ever-discovered

From Deep Blue Sea: 
"You ate my bird!"


From Sharknado: 
"Birds fall from the sky; 
why not sharks?"

From Sharknado: 
"We're gonna need a bigger chopper."
From Sharknado: 
"I just really, really hate sharks."
Photo Source: Sharknado & http://uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/an-important-discussion-about-sharknado-the-greatest-movie-ever-about-a-shark-filled-tornado/

"Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York."

"Holy shark!"

 From Open Water:
"Other people go on vacation 
and spend their days just laying around. 
We have a story we're going to be telling 
for the rest of our lives."

 From Open Water: 
"Where's the boat? 
Daniel, where's the boat?"

 From Open Water:
"I wanted to go skiing!"
Photo Source: Open Water & http://www.founditemclothing.com/itgoesto11/time-greatest-lines-shark-movies-gif-ed/

 From 2-Headed Shark Attack:
"Two heads is twice as many teeth!"

From My Screenplays:

From Croc Versus Shark:
"Only Dolphin Cove offers you 
a vacation you’ll never forget, 
with the first ever Super Bowl of sea monsters!"

From Croc Versus Shark:
"Winner eats all."
From Sharks on a Plane:
"Thank you for flying Fiasco Airlines; 
enjoy your crash; 
and be sure to tell your friends about us.  
But don’t mention this part.  
Oo!  Tell them about our pudding cups!"

From Sharks on a Plane:
"So.  Some flight; huh?"

All The Best,

Stand Up Comedy by Marc Takemiya - Punch a Shark!

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 Please Note: 
The following video contains some language 
that some may find offensive:

Craig Ferguson - Shark Week (Stand Up Comedy)

Published on Jul 30, 2013 by
 
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Movie Preview: 
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Monday, August 25, 2014

Never Get Medevaced in a Shark Movie




I’d hate to be Medevaced anywhere, anytime. But especially from a boat, during a thunderstorm, in shark-infested waters. ‘Cause that never ends well for anybody. Especially the sucker getting Medevaced. 




Photo Source:
Deep Blue Sea
The cable gets stuck halfway up. And starts to fray. The weight’s too much strain on the helicopter engine. And the largest shark always jumps out of the water and clamps its jaws on the poor fool. 


Photo Source: 
Sharknado 
& 
http://www.eonline.com/news/533540/meet-joan-of-shark-quite-possibly-the-biggest-great-white-shark-ever-discovered
Tears stream down his face. His oxygen mask fills with blood. He snaps in half. The cable snaps in half. And all the sharks in the world nibble on him like binge-eaters at an all-you-can-eat buffet. 


But, statically speaking, it’s still the safest form of travel. Not counting a rubber rickshaw. Or a magic flying carpet made of peppermint marshmallows. 
Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.theoceanadventure.com/kids%20page/Jokes-Shark.html)
Q: If a shark is after you, 
what should your feed it?
A: Jawbreakers

Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sharkjokes.html)
Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers? 
A: They're too nice!

 Author Unknown:
(From: http://rubbercat.net/text/sharkjokes.html)
Q: What did the street shark say 
when something radical happened?
A: Jawesome!
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 Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.theoceanadventure.com/kids%20page/Jokes-Shark.html)
Q: If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster 
and the great white shark from Jaws, 
what would the movie be called?
A: Loch Jaws

 Dean Burkey:
It’s like watching the movie “JAWS”, 
you can say, “It was so horrible 
how the Great White Shark ate all those people!” 
But I say, “It was funny 
when Hooper crushed his Styrofoam cup.”
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