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Sunday, October 19, 2014

How to Make a Sequel: My Sharknado 2 Movie Review

Finally! 
(Or, in this case, Fin-ly!)
I got to see Sharknado 2!
And yes, it was worth the wait!


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Sharknado 2: The Second One [Blu-ray]

How to Make a Sequel: 
My Sharknado 2 
Movie Review

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What do you do when you create a cinematic sensation? You make a sequel! The official title is: "Sharknado 2: The Second One". Which should clue us in that they're not going to take themselves too seriously. Or, if they do, they'll be so serious, it'll be hilarious. Yeah, it's kinda crazy how comedy works that way. 
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What's the best way to make a sequel? Figure out what worked in the previous movie; and do more of that; plus up the ante! So instead of one chainsaw, we have more, plus we have plenty more makeshift weapons, including big bats, wide shovels, handy circular saws, squirt gun flamethrowers, etc.; and instead of an LA beach community in peril, we have New York City! The New York City!


If you really want to make the sequel fun, add as many celebrities, former celebrities, or celebrity wannabes as you can find. Especially in a shark movie, 'cause there's nothing better than watching Kelly Ripa stomping on a hammerhead shark with her high heels; or Matt Lauer skewering one with an umbrella. 

And have fun with which actor/actress plays which role. I.e., Former Taxi star Judd Hirsch plays a taxi driver; and former Airplane! star Robert Hayes flies an airplane! 
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Best of all, add lots of surprises! If you don't think this movie had any surprises, ask Tara Reid if she needs a hand. Even Lady Liberty herself will tell you that heads will roll. And when the right woman comes along, I know where to find free engagement rings!

So kudos to the Sharknado cast and crew for doing the impossible, for making an even better movie than the previous one. Especially the writer Thunder Levin (the new William Shakespeare or Ernest Hemingway of shark movies)! He did everything right. Excellent character dynamics; enthralling back stories, etc. Where to next time? Paris? Moscow? Outer space? 

All The Best,

Sharknado 2: Sneak Peek | Syfy

Published on Jun 27, 2014 by
Fin Shepard: Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York.
_________________________
Bryan: Don't mess with a Mets fan on the 7 train.
_________________________

Ben: Holy sh... ark.
_________________________

April Wexler: Fin, why aren't you having more fun with this?

Fin Shepard: Come on, April. Two of my friends were killed. I almost destroyed Los Angeles. And, oh, yeah... I got eaten by shark. How much fun do you think that was?

_________________________

The Mayor: Well this is the Big Apple, Fin. When something bites us, we bite back.
_________________________

Fin Shepard: I know you're scared. I'm scared too. They're sharks. They're scary. No one wants to get eaten. But I've been eaten. And I'm here to tell you it takes a lot more than to bring a good man down. A lot more that to bring a New Yorker down. [cuts a falling shark in half with a chainsaw] Let's go show them what it means to be a hero. Let's go show them what it means to be a New Yorker! Let's go kill some sharks!

Sharknado 2 - New York

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Saturday, August 2, 2014

More Sharknado 2: The Second One Fun


Sharknado 2: The Second One 

Official Teaser Trailer (2014) Tara Reid, SyFy HD

Published on Jun 4, 2014 by

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The Second One Fun

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The best way to avoid a shark attack, as Johnny Carson once said, is to stay in Kansas. 

 But then again, in Kansas, you’re in danger of being plagued by a Snakenado.

 Or even a Gophernado. 

 Although tonight marks the second time in less than a week that a Sharknado hit New York City, such events are typically quite rare. 

 Most marine biologists and meteorologists alike say a Sharknado could never happen, but they also claim global warming’s responsible for cooler temperatures and often say it’s going to be sunny when it isn’t. 

 Besides, my uncle died in a Whalicane. 

 (A Whale-Hurricane is similar to a Sharknado; only the winds are much more intense; and the man-eating sea creatures are mammals, not fish, so it actually makes a lot more sense. Well, more sense than pet rocks; and everybody bought into those!) 

Yes, sadly, I saw Uncle Morty get smacked in the head by a whale’s tail, but everyone says it was a fluke.  

Sharknado 2: The Second One: 
August 2, 7 pm Eastern
Only on Syfy! 
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Friday, August 1, 2014

The Shark Hits the Fan Again


Sharknado 2: "Castnado" Behind the Scenes | Syfy

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Relive The Magic and Awe! The Tragic and Saw! (Chainsaw, that is.) Or watch it all for the first time, if you missed the premiere on July 30. Sharknado 2: The Second One rages upon New York City again, this Saturday, August 2, 2014 C.E. at 7 pm (Eastern) on the Syfy Channel!
This Saturday? 
Now this shirt makes sense: 

 I haven’t seen this phenomenon myself yet, because I promised some close friends we’d watch it together this weekend. We had so much fun watching the first one together that I didn’t want to ruin it by seeing it without them. 

And I don’t have cable. Crazy I know. Maybe that’s why I blog. 


Sharknado 2: The Second One must have been an amazing thrill ride though, because word on the street, or rather, word on the tweet, is #Sharknado2TheSecondOne garnered over a billion tweets! 

 Which is awesome, but sadly, I think that’s more than World Peace. Maybe if Ellen would promote World Peace during the next Oscars. 

The Second One also skewered more viewers than Halle Berry’s show Extant. Which just goes to show you that categorically speaking, sawing airborne man-eating sharks in half is way cooler than giving birth to a space alien’s baby. 
Um, no offense to any space alien babies. Or the lovers thereof. And you know who you are! 

Sharknado 2: The Second One: 
August 2, 7 pm Eastern
Only on Syfy! 

In case you missed The First One: 
Click Here to Watch Sharknado 
on Amazon Instant Video

 Or if you just don’t have the time, 
watch this quick 2-minute recap.
Spoiler Alerts Galore!
This covers most of the main twists, 
while depriving you of the subtle nuances 
that make Sharknado Sharknado:

Sharknado in two minutes

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