Monday, September 1, 2014

Iconic Lines from Shark Movies



From JAWS: 
"This was no boat accident."

 From JAWS: 
"I'm not going to waste my time arguing 
with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch."
From JAWS:
"Boys, oh boys, I think he's come back 
for his noon feeding."

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT TSHIRT
Funny Retro Jaws TEE Retro Shark Week

 From Deep Blue Sea:
"Beneath this glassy surface, 
a world of gliding monsters!"
From Deep Blue Sea: 
"Who ordered the fish?"


Photo Source: Deep Blue Sea & http://www.eonline.com/news/533540/meet-joan-of-shark-quite-possibly-the-biggest-great-white-shark-ever-discovered

From Deep Blue Sea: 
"You ate my bird!"


From Sharknado: 
"Birds fall from the sky; 
why not sharks?"

From Sharknado: 
"We're gonna need a bigger chopper."
From Sharknado: 
"I just really, really hate sharks."
Photo Source: Sharknado & http://uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/an-important-discussion-about-sharknado-the-greatest-movie-ever-about-a-shark-filled-tornado/

"Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York."

"Holy shark!"

 From Open Water:
"Other people go on vacation 
and spend their days just laying around. 
We have a story we're going to be telling 
for the rest of our lives."

 From Open Water: 
"Where's the boat? 
Daniel, where's the boat?"

 From Open Water:
"I wanted to go skiing!"
Photo Source: Open Water & http://www.founditemclothing.com/itgoesto11/time-greatest-lines-shark-movies-gif-ed/

 From 2-Headed Shark Attack:
"Two heads is twice as many teeth!"

From My Screenplays:

From Croc Versus Shark:
"Only Dolphin Cove offers you 
a vacation you’ll never forget, 
with the first ever Super Bowl of sea monsters!"

From Croc Versus Shark:
"Winner eats all."
From Sharks on a Plane:
"Thank you for flying Fiasco Airlines; 
enjoy your crash; 
and be sure to tell your friends about us.  
But don’t mention this part.  
Oo!  Tell them about our pudding cups!"

From Sharks on a Plane:
"So.  Some flight; huh?"

All The Best,

Stand Up Comedy by Marc Takemiya - Punch a Shark!

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Galaxyfashion Women's U-neck Dress 
with Little Mermaid Print 
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Photo Source: A Shark by X posid.

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 Please Note: 
The following video contains some language 
that some may find offensive:

Craig Ferguson - Shark Week (Stand Up Comedy)

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Womens European Skinny Shark Vs Mermaid Swimsuit 
One Piece Digital Print Backless Wetsuit

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