Friday, September 5, 2014

Star Warts



'The Star Wars That I Used To Know' 

- Gotye 'Somebody That I Used To Know' Parody

Published on Jun 27, 2012 by


What do you get 
when you kiss Yoda? 


Okay, 
so I gave the punchline 
(Star Warts) 
before the setup. 

Having seen the R2D2 thermos 
and finding that funny, 
I searched for funny videos, pictures, 
jokes, etc. to create today's post. 
Trust Me I'm A Jedi T-Shirt 
Funny Star Sci Fi TEE Knight Wars Humor Yoda

 So have fun; 
and no matter what you accomplish in life, 
may your theme song 
always be written by John Williams. 

 All The Best,


Razzle-Dazzle with Zazzle


(12x18) Come to the Dark Side We Have Cookies
Funny Indoor/Outdoor Plastic Sign

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Please Note: 
Some may find the some of the language 
in the following video offensive:

Eddie Izzard Star Wars Cantina

Uploaded on Jun 19, 2007 by
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The Believe Me Movie Trailer

 Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html)
Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? 
A: To get to the Dark Side. 

 Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html)
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know 
he was leaning towards the dark side? 
A: In the Sith Grade.


Star Wars "Who's Your Daddy"?
Father's Day Coffee Mug Collectible Novelty 
11 Oz Nice Valentine Inspirational and Motivational Souvenir

 Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.squidoo.com/star-wars-humor)
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant; 
and Luke’s having trouble.
Finally, Obi-Wan says, 
“Luke, use the forks.”

Dean Burkey:
Jedi Master or not, 
Darth Vader cannot sneak up on people 
with all his heavy breathing. 
Nor can he make a phone call 
without being accused of being obscene. 

Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html)
Unless you're a Jedi; 
and it's a lightsaber, 
nothing looks good hanging off your belt.

 Author Unknown: 
(From: http://www.squidoo.com/star-wars-humor)
Yoda walked into a bar 
with Obi-Wan and bought a 5 dollar drink.
Seeing that he only had 4 dollars, 
Yoda asked Obi-Wan, 
“Have a dollar do you? 
A little short I am.”
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