I just don’t get that guy.
I kept thinking of how he’s always helping others;
and no one seems to do anything for him.
Except for maybe Lois Lane,
but that’s none of my business.
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So I thought I’d get him a thank you gift
for stopping all those meteorites
from hitting the Daily Planet building.
I thought long and hard and realized
he could make whatever he wanted
the way he wanted it
much better than anything I could make
or buy for him.
But then it hit me!
A fragment from his home planet.
So I gave him one.
And, of course, I put it in a lead box
so I wouldn’t ruin the surprise.
And I wrote a nice note,
‘cause that’s what I do.
But it’s been six weeks;
and I haven’t heard a word from him.
Not a thank you.
Nothing.
Even Clark Kent,
my main contact when trying to reach Superman,
won’t return my calls.
His receptionist covers for him really well too,
always acting like he’s not there;
she doesn’t know where he is;
and no one’s heard from him in six weeks.
I don’t get it.
I’m just trying to be a nice guy.
What else can I do to be nice?
Hmm,
maybe I can give a Samson a haircut.
3 Doors Down - Kryptonite
Uploaded on Nov 21, 2009 by
Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/superherojokes.html)
Q: What did Superman say
when he married two women on the same day?
A: "That's mighty bigamy!"
Q: What did Lex Luthor say
when he did the same thing,
then killed the women?
A: "That's awful bigamy!"
Q: What did Superman say
when he married two women on the same day?
A: "That's mighty bigamy!"
Q: What did Lex Luthor say
when he did the same thing,
then killed the women?
A: "That's awful bigamy!"
Dean Burkey:
“What? Superman? You’re allergic to green rocks?
I thought you were allergic to dairy.
Or gluten.”
Superman & Seinfeld American Express Commercial 1
Uploaded on Feb 6, 2007 by
Author Unknown:
(From: My Username at https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100521012822AA8AtsC)
Superman and Chuck Norris
once bet on an arm wrestling match.
The loser had to wear his underwear
on the outside of his clothes.
Dean Burkey:
I have a friend who’s crazy about “Smallville.”
Sure, it’s a fascinating show.
But it’s not real.
That’s not how Superman and Lois Lane really met.
The Dark Knight Meets Superman
Uploaded on Jul 15, 2009 by
Dean Burkey:
What's the one thing Superman has
that Batman doesn't have?
(Besides flight, super strength, super hearing,
super vision, heat vision, super speed, etc.)
... A super hot cousin:
