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Friday, September 5, 2014

Star Warts



'The Star Wars That I Used To Know' 

- Gotye 'Somebody That I Used To Know' Parody

Published on Jun 27, 2012 by


What do you get 
when you kiss Yoda? 


Okay, 
so I gave the punchline 
(Star Warts) 
before the setup. 

Having seen the R2D2 thermos 
and finding that funny, 
I searched for funny videos, pictures, 
jokes, etc. to create today's post. 
Trust Me I'm A Jedi T-Shirt 
Funny Star Sci Fi TEE Knight Wars Humor Yoda

 So have fun; 
and no matter what you accomplish in life, 
may your theme song 
always be written by John Williams. 

 All The Best,


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(12x18) Come to the Dark Side We Have Cookies
Funny Indoor/Outdoor Plastic Sign

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Please Note: 
Some may find the some of the language 
in the following video offensive:

Eddie Izzard Star Wars Cantina

Uploaded on Jun 19, 2007 by
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The Believe Me Movie Trailer

 Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html)
Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? 
A: To get to the Dark Side. 

 Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html)
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know 
he was leaning towards the dark side? 
A: In the Sith Grade.


Star Wars "Who's Your Daddy"?
Father's Day Coffee Mug Collectible Novelty 
11 Oz Nice Valentine Inspirational and Motivational Souvenir

 Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.squidoo.com/star-wars-humor)
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant; 
and Luke’s having trouble.
Finally, Obi-Wan says, 
“Luke, use the forks.”

Dean Burkey:
Jedi Master or not, 
Darth Vader cannot sneak up on people 
with all his heavy breathing. 
Nor can he make a phone call 
without being accused of being obscene. 

Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html)
Unless you're a Jedi; 
and it's a lightsaber, 
nothing looks good hanging off your belt.

 Author Unknown: 
(From: http://www.squidoo.com/star-wars-humor)
Yoda walked into a bar 
with Obi-Wan and bought a 5 dollar drink.
Seeing that he only had 4 dollars, 
Yoda asked Obi-Wan, 
“Have a dollar do you? 
A little short I am.”
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Monday, November 18, 2013

The Fastest Fast Food in the World


The Fastest Fast Food in the World

Short of Tang, airline food 
is the fastest fast food in the world. 

 Airline food is notch below fast food 
and a cut above Soylent Green. 

 Airline food is like cafeteria food for adults. 
Except you rarely risk being thrown in a dumpster 
or given a wedgie. 

 Do airlines think high altitudes make us so delirious 
that we’ll think the silly meals they serve are delicious? 
If that trick worked, 
all the finest restaurants would be on Mount Everest. 
“What? Today’s Special is snow cones again?!” 

 I think the fact that restaurants don’t serve airline food 
should clue the airlines into realizing 
that what they serve isn’t real food. 

 “Garcon, for our appetizer, 
we would like tiny packets of peanuts. 
You know, 
the kind that are difficult to open 
without spilling the peanuts everywhere. 
Yes, the ones with the glaze 
that’s strangely reminiscent of nuclear fallout.” 

 Another clue that airline food isn’t real food 
is that no one ever asks airlines to cater. 
“In honor of their happy day, 
the newly married couple invites you to join them 
in trying to open a tiny packet of peanuts.” 

 Whether the people who receive their airline food 
are happy to do so or not, 
they all say the same thing: “Nuts!” 

jerry seinfeld on airplane travel

Uploaded on Jun 18, 2009 by

 Mitch Hedberg: 
I want to get a vending machine, 
with fun sized candy bars; 
and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. 
You'll be mad, but it will be too late. 

 Brian Regan: 
I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. 
It’s not working out too well. 

 Dean Burkey: 
The lesser intelligent armed robbers 
always get confused, 
when authorities tell them to drop their arms 
and put their hands in the air.

 Steve Martin: 
I've got to keep breathing. 
It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. 

 Woody Allen: 
I will not eat oysters. 
I want my food dead. 
Not sick, not wounded, dead.
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Monday, November 11, 2013

TV Problems

Photo Source: Recycling Old TV by George Hodan

TV Problems

TV or not TV? 
That is the question. 
The service sucked, 
but I liked the reception. 

 The problem with TV is 
we stay tuned to our favorite shows, 
but we don’t stay tuned to our own lives. 

 Parents made TV our babysitter, 
but the Boob Tube’s 
turned into a mischievous hypnotist 
who makes us do far worse than cluck like a chicken. 
It makes us sleepwalk through our whole lives. 

 Worrying about characters on TV shows 
is almost as bad as 
fretting over fake crops in Farmville. 

 Another problem with TV is: 
I don’t think a major crisis 
in the lives of our favorite characters 
should be interrupted by commercials 
for fast food, pharmaceuticals, or laundry detergent. 
No one does that in real life. 
We’re worried about 
how we’re gonna pay our mortgage, 
but then suddenly we decide to buy 
a household cleaner that not only shines 
but smells like pines. 

 Worst of all, 
TV can make you stupid. 
But then again, 
I used to watch lots of TV; 
and I came out K. O. 

A pretty cool place for an ending - The Cable Guy (1996)

Uploaded on Jul 3, 2010 by

 Jerry Seinfeld: 
Men don’t care what’s on TV. 
They only care what else is on TV. 

 Mitch Hedberg: 
A guy came up to me in the airport, saying, 
“Dude, I saw you on TV last night!” 
But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good. 
He just confirmed I was on television. 
So I turned away for a minute, 
and then I turned back toward him and said, 
“I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. 
And you were good!” 

 Dean Burkey: 
The problem with Daytime TV is 
that the sun still shines through the shades. 
And all the people outside living real lives are too noisy. 

 Steven Wright: 
When I was a kid, 
I remember seeing Smokey the Bear on TV saying, 
“Only you can prevent forest fires.” 
I thought “Who? Me?” 
So I’d sneak out of the house in the middle of the night 
with a bucket of water 
-- “Gotta go to work.”

 Woody Allen: 
In California, they don’t throw their garbage away; 
they make it into TV shows.
This is a bit racy, but not too vulgar:

Comedies of the 70's: Phil Perrier Jokes About 70's TV! - Stand Up Comedy

Published on Aug 26, 2013 by

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Monday, October 28, 2013

Trick AND Treat

This is a true treat:

Jerry Seinfeld - Halloween

Uploaded on Oct 31, 2008 by

Trick AND Treat

What must it always be: 
Trick OR Treat. 
Why not both? 

 And who says the trick has to be bad? 
Why not something cool 
like David Copperfield making the Senate disappear? 

 Or making Claudia Schiffer reappear! 

 Have a safe and Happy Halloween! 

 And remember, 
it’s all about the kids. 
And how much candy when can get out of them! 

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 Warning: Some may find some of the language in this video offensive: 

PEOPLE GETTING SCARED!!!.

Uploaded on Jan 21, 2012 by

 Chris Rock: 
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. 
C.B. is such a loser. 
He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.

 Author Unknown: 
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts! 

 Dean Burkey: 
When ghosts go to bed, 
do they keep themselves warm 
with Halloween costumes? 

 Author Unknown: 
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body!

 Mitch Hedberg: 
One time I stayed at a haunted motel. 
When I checked into my room, 
there was a sheet on the floor; 
and I thought it was a ghost that had passed out, 
so I kicked it.

Break's Top 10 : Scares

Uploaded on Oct 5, 2011 by

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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! 
The following video drops F-bombs, S-Bombs, and more galore,
but I still thinks it’s incredibly funny.
If you find this offensive, this is my trick.
If you find this as funny as I do, this is my treat.
And, in keeping with today’s post, it may be both!

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Published on Aug 29, 2013 by
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