This is a true treat:
What must it always be:
Trick OR Treat.
Why not both?
And who says the trick has to be bad?
Why not something cool
like David Copperfield making the Senate disappear?
Or making Claudia Schiffer reappear!
Have a safe and Happy Halloween!
And remember,
it’s all about the kids.
And how much candy when can get out of them!
Chris Rock:
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with.
C.B. is such a loser.
He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.
Author Unknown:
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!
Dean Burkey:
When ghosts go to bed,
do they keep themselves warm
with Halloween costumes?
Author Unknown:
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body!
Mitch Hedberg:
One time I stayed at a haunted motel.
When I checked into my room,
there was a sheet on the floor;
and I thought it was a ghost that had passed out,
so I kicked it.
Break's Top 10 :
EvilTwinStore
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
The following video drops F-bombs, S-Bombs, and more galore,
but I still thinks it’s incredibly funny.
If you find this offensive, this is my trick.
If you find this as funny as I do, this is my treat.
And, in keeping with today’s post, it may be both!
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