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Friday, August 8, 2014

Happy Shark Week!

This Post Is In Honor Of Shark Week 
Which Starts This Sunday: August 10, 2014
On The Discovery Channel!

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Happy Shark Week!
by
Dean Burkey

No matter how frightening 
the the Discovery Channel’s sharks are 
during Shark Week, 
just keep telling yourself: 
“It’s only a documentary. 
It’s only a documentary.”
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If you want to feel close to someone, 
share a shark cage off the Great Barrier reef. 
Nothing helps people bond better 
than the threat of imminent death. 
Or chocolate. 
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A shark without a dorsal fin 
wouldn’t be able to control where he swims, 
but he’d be a lot better at sneaking up on people. 
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 Did you know that porcupines float in water? * 
How odd is that? 
If you’re on a sinking boat with a porcupine, 
what are you going to do? 
Do I want to get poked? 
Or do I want to drown? 
If I get poked and bleed, 
they’ll be sharks all around. 
Why couldn’t a floating animal be something cuddly? 
Like a pillow-otamus. 
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Enjoy Shark Week!
And may all your sharks swim happily ever after. 
Without having to nimble on you; 
or anyone you love. 



  
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(From: http://rubbercat.net/text/sharkjokes.html)
Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case?
A: Not gill-ty!

 Author Unknown: 
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sharkjokes.html)
I saw a man at the beach screaming, “Help, shark, help!” 
I laughed because I knew 
the shark wasn’t going to help him. 

 Dean Burkey:
Okay, I’ll go into the shark tank. 
But first, I’ll need  a suit of armor 
and a pair of Depends. 


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Darren Brinkworth:
(From: http://youtu.be/rXJjaRMp9ck)
I wanna make a TV show about three surfers and a shark. 
It’s gonna be called “Two and a Half Men”. 

 Ray Divine: 
If a boatload of pot ever sank 
and got eaten by sharks, 
that bad case of the munchies could cause those sharks 
to cut a beach city’s population in half! 
I don’t want to insult the man, 
so let me just say that he’s a swell guy and all that, 
but he’s not the sharpest shark at the feeding frenzy. 


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Saturday, August 2, 2014

More Sharknado 2: The Second One Fun


Sharknado 2: The Second One 

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The Second One Fun

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The best way to avoid a shark attack, as Johnny Carson once said, is to stay in Kansas. 

 But then again, in Kansas, you’re in danger of being plagued by a Snakenado.

 Or even a Gophernado. 

 Although tonight marks the second time in less than a week that a Sharknado hit New York City, such events are typically quite rare. 

 Most marine biologists and meteorologists alike say a Sharknado could never happen, but they also claim global warming’s responsible for cooler temperatures and often say it’s going to be sunny when it isn’t. 

 Besides, my uncle died in a Whalicane. 

 (A Whale-Hurricane is similar to a Sharknado; only the winds are much more intense; and the man-eating sea creatures are mammals, not fish, so it actually makes a lot more sense. Well, more sense than pet rocks; and everybody bought into those!) 

Yes, sadly, I saw Uncle Morty get smacked in the head by a whale’s tail, but everyone says it was a fluke.  

Sharknado 2: The Second One: 
August 2, 7 pm Eastern
Only on Syfy! 
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Friday, August 1, 2014

The Shark Hits the Fan Again


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Relive The Magic and Awe! The Tragic and Saw! (Chainsaw, that is.) Or watch it all for the first time, if you missed the premiere on July 30. Sharknado 2: The Second One rages upon New York City again, this Saturday, August 2, 2014 C.E. at 7 pm (Eastern) on the Syfy Channel!
This Saturday? 
Now this shirt makes sense: 

 I haven’t seen this phenomenon myself yet, because I promised some close friends we’d watch it together this weekend. We had so much fun watching the first one together that I didn’t want to ruin it by seeing it without them. 

And I don’t have cable. Crazy I know. Maybe that’s why I blog. 


Sharknado 2: The Second One must have been an amazing thrill ride though, because word on the street, or rather, word on the tweet, is #Sharknado2TheSecondOne garnered over a billion tweets! 

 Which is awesome, but sadly, I think that’s more than World Peace. Maybe if Ellen would promote World Peace during the next Oscars. 

The Second One also skewered more viewers than Halle Berry’s show Extant. Which just goes to show you that categorically speaking, sawing airborne man-eating sharks in half is way cooler than giving birth to a space alien’s baby. 
Um, no offense to any space alien babies. Or the lovers thereof. And you know who you are! 

Sharknado 2: The Second One: 
August 2, 7 pm Eastern
Only on Syfy! 

In case you missed The First One: 
Click Here to Watch Sharknado 
on Amazon Instant Video

 Or if you just don’t have the time, 
watch this quick 2-minute recap.
Spoiler Alerts Galore!
This covers most of the main twists, 
while depriving you of the subtle nuances 
that make Sharknado Sharknado:

Sharknado in two minutes

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