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Saturday, February 4, 2017

Volume 2 of "How to Write All kinds of Comedy Jokes" Is Finally Here!



Finally! Volume 2: Types of Jokes & Humor Techniques: From Absurdity to Zeugmas, the last volume in my 4-volume series "How to WriteAll Kinds of Comedy Jokes" is here! (Yes, that's right, I published volumes 1, 3, and 4 already.)

This is my Magnum Opus of writing comedy, especially jokes, with over a hundred different Types of Joke & Humor Techniques from which to choose. The culmination of a lifetime of interest and study into comedy. This will either make my comedy career soar; ruin me forever; have no affect at all; or anything in-between. (Of course, I'm rooting for the first one. You should be too. Otherwise, what did I do to you?)

Each volume builds on the one before, so read Volume 1: How to Write Comedy Jokes first.

If you have positive feedback, leave me a stellar 5-star review.

If you have constructive feedback that's less than a 4-star review, message me privately.

Do the same if you have suggestions and/or if you're a comedian with something truly insightful to say and/or you have a truly hilarious joke that fits into one of the over a hundred categories. I'll quote you; and you can say how you're in this book. 

I don't just quote other comedians though, because I wrote hundreds of jokes for this volume, including at least two examples of each Type of Joke & Humor Technique. So even if you don't want to learn how to write jokes, you can enjoy reading hundreds of jokes! Mine and others.

Took me years to publish; so I hereby thank the reader who semi-recently inquired about volume 2's whereabouts; my brother for his encouragement;; and other significant, but apparently heretofore mysterious, persons and/or reasons of my own.


All The Best,
Dean Burkey
Author, Comedian, 
and Lover of Chocolate



   

Saturday, August 2, 2014

More Sharknado 2: The Second One Fun


Sharknado 2: The Second One 

Official Teaser Trailer (2014) Tara Reid, SyFy HD

Published on Jun 4, 2014 by

More Sharknado 2: 
The Second One Fun

Check out my previous posts: 

The best way to avoid a shark attack, as Johnny Carson once said, is to stay in Kansas. 

But then again, in Kansas, youre in danger of being plagued by a Snakenado.

Or even a Gophernado

Although tonight marks the second time in less than a week that a Sharknado hit New York City, such events are typically quite rare. 

Most marine biologists and meteorologists alike say a Sharknado could never happen, but they also claim global warming’s responsible for cooler temperatures and often say it’s going to be sunny when it isn’t. 

Besides, my uncle died in a Whalicane

(A Whale-Hurricane is similar to a Sharknado; only the winds are much more intense; and the man-eating sea creatures are mammals, not fish, so it actually makes a lot more sense. Well, more sense than pet rocks; and everybody bought into those!) 

Yes, sadly, I saw Uncle Morty get smacked in the head by a whale’s tail, but everyone says it was a fluke 

Sharknado 2: The Second One: 
August 2, 7 pm Eastern
Only on Syfy! 
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Friday, August 1, 2014

The Shark Hits the Fan Again


Sharknado 2: "Castnado" Behind the Scenes | Syfy

Published on Jul 3, 2014 by

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Relive The Magic and Awe! The Tragic and Saw! (Chainsaw, that is.) Or watch it all for the first time, if you missed the premiere on July 30. Sharknado 2: The Second One rages upon New York City again, this Saturday, August 2, 2014 C.E. at 7 pm (Eastern) on the Syfy Channel!


This Saturday
Now this shirt makes sense: 

I haven’t seen this phenomenon myself yet, because I promised some close friends we’d watch it together this weekend. We had so much fun watching the first one together that I didn’t want to ruin it by seeing it without them. 

And I don’t have cable. Crazy I know. Maybe that’s why I blog. 




Sharknado 2: The Second One must have been an amazing thrill ride though, because word on the street, or rather, word on the tweet, is #Sharknado2TheSecondOne garnered over a billion tweets! 

Which is awesome, but sadly, I think that’s more than World Peace. Maybe if Ellen would promote World Peace during the next Oscars. 



The Second One also skewered more viewers than Halle Berry’s show Extant. Which just goes to show you that categorically speaking, sawing airborne man-eating sharks in half is way cooler than giving birth to a space alien’s baby. 


Um, no offense to any space alien babies. Or the lovers thereof. And you know who you are! 



Sharknado 2: The Second One: 
August 2, 7 pm Eastern
Only on Syfy! 









In case you missed The First One: 
Click Here to Watch Sharknado 
on Amazon Instant Video

Or if you just don’t have the time, 
watch this quick 2-minute recap.
Spoiler Alerts Galore!
This covers most of the main twists, 
while depriving you of the subtle nuances 
that make Sharknado Sharknado:

Sharknado in two minutes

Published on Jul 12, 2013 by

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Sharknado 2 Is Coming For You


Close the Shutters! 
Plug the Drains!
Crouch on the Couch; 
And Numb Your Brains!
‘Cause It’s True: 

Sharknado 2
Is Coming For You


Sharknado 2: The Second One Official Trailer #1 (2014) 

- Syfy Channel Sequel HD

Published on Jul 7, 2014 by

The Dorsal Fin Double-Dipper Radar forecasts a Sharknado raging down upon New York City, tomorrow night, Wednesday, July 30, 2014 C.E. at 9 pm (Eastern) on the Syfy Channel!



So sorry, New Yorkers, but just when you thought it was safe to get mugged, or tossed about by windy, inclement weather, ... 

All the frolicking fun and maddening mayhem of the first Sharknado” film gets unleashed as Sharknado 2: The Second One” takes a bite or two of The Big Apple

I think Judd Hirsch said it best when he said, “Holy Shark!



And this is just how Super Dee Duper the Syfy Channel is, to make sure you don’t get lost by not having seen the first one, they’re airing that again right before The Second One’s big debut. 

No matter how intense the situations get, just keep telling yourself: “It’s only a movie.* It’s only a made-for-TV movie. A cheesy, meant-to-be-fun movie. With extra cheese.

So really, it’s nothing to lose your head over. Unless you’re The Statue of Liberty



Of course, there’s sure to be more chainsaw shenanigans. Which, obviously, must mean, fish sticks for all! 

And Im guessing that Jumping The Shark has never been this much fun!




Hungry Shark Evolution
Play for FREE!

Sharknado: July 30, 7 pm
Sharknado 2: The Second One: July 30, 9 pm
Only on Syfy!

Caution: You could easily get drunk if you play a Drinking Game when you gulp a shot every time you spot a celebrity. So don’t operate any heavy machinery; and please watch responsibly. 

With D. C. Douglas as Bud; and Melanie Avalon as a Flight Attendant.  

All The Best,