Showing posts with label Shark Week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shark Week. Show all posts

Monday, September 1, 2014

Iconic Lines from Shark Movies



From JAWS: 
"This was no boat accident."

 From JAWS: 
"I'm not going to waste my time arguing 
with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch."
From JAWS:
"Boys, oh boys, I think he's come back 
for his noon feeding."

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 From Deep Blue Sea:
"Beneath this glassy surface, 
a world of gliding monsters!"
From Deep Blue Sea: 
"Who ordered the fish?"


Photo Source: Deep Blue Sea & http://www.eonline.com/news/533540/meet-joan-of-shark-quite-possibly-the-biggest-great-white-shark-ever-discovered

From Deep Blue Sea: 
"You ate my bird!"


From Sharknado: 
"Birds fall from the sky; 
why not sharks?"

From Sharknado: 
"We're gonna need a bigger chopper."
From Sharknado: 
"I just really, really hate sharks."
Photo Source: Sharknado & http://uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/an-important-discussion-about-sharknado-the-greatest-movie-ever-about-a-shark-filled-tornado/

"Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York."

"Holy shark!"

 From Open Water:
"Other people go on vacation 
and spend their days just laying around. 
We have a story we're going to be telling 
for the rest of our lives."

 From Open Water: 
"Where's the boat? 
Daniel, where's the boat?"

 From Open Water:
"I wanted to go skiing!"
Photo Source: Open Water & http://www.founditemclothing.com/itgoesto11/time-greatest-lines-shark-movies-gif-ed/

 From 2-Headed Shark Attack:
"Two heads is twice as many teeth!"

From My Screenplays:

From Croc Versus Shark:
"Only Dolphin Cove offers you 
a vacation you’ll never forget, 
with the first ever Super Bowl of sea monsters!"

From Croc Versus Shark:
"Winner eats all."
From Sharks on a Plane:
"Thank you for flying Fiasco Airlines; 
enjoy your crash; 
and be sure to tell your friends about us.  
But don’t mention this part.  
Oo!  Tell them about our pudding cups!"

From Sharks on a Plane:
"So.  Some flight; huh?"

All The Best,

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The following video contains some language 
that some may find offensive:

Craig Ferguson - Shark Week (Stand Up Comedy)

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Friday, August 8, 2014

Happy Shark Week!

This Post Is In Honor Of Shark Week 
Which Starts This Sunday: August 10, 2014
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Happy Shark Week!
by
Dean Burkey

No matter how frightening 
the the Discovery Channel’s sharks are 
during Shark Week, 
just keep telling yourself: 
“It’s only a documentary. 
It’s only a documentary.”
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If you want to feel close to someone, 
share a shark cage off the Great Barrier reef. 
Nothing helps people bond better 
than the threat of imminent death. 
Or chocolate. 
Shark Week: The Great Bites Collection

A shark without a dorsal fin 
wouldn’t be able to control where he swims, 
but he’d be a lot better at sneaking up on people. 
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 Did you know that porcupines float in water? * 
How odd is that? 
If you’re on a sinking boat with a porcupine, 
what are you going to do? 
Do I want to get poked? 
Or do I want to drown? 
If I get poked and bleed, 
they’ll be sharks all around. 
Why couldn’t a floating animal be something cuddly? 
Like a pillow-otamus. 
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Enjoy Shark Week!
And may all your sharks swim happily ever after. 
Without having to nimble on you; 
or anyone you love. 



  
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 Author Unknown:
(From: http://rubbercat.net/text/sharkjokes.html)
Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case?
A: Not gill-ty!

 Author Unknown: 
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sharkjokes.html)
I saw a man at the beach screaming, “Help, shark, help!” 
I laughed because I knew 
the shark wasn’t going to help him. 

 Dean Burkey:
Okay, I’ll go into the shark tank. 
But first, I’ll need  a suit of armor 
and a pair of Depends. 


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Darren Brinkworth:
(From: http://youtu.be/rXJjaRMp9ck)
I wanna make a TV show about three surfers and a shark. 
It’s gonna be called “Two and a Half Men”. 

 Ray Divine: 
If a boatload of pot ever sank 
and got eaten by sharks, 
that bad case of the munchies could cause those sharks 
to cut a beach city’s population in half! 
I don’t want to insult the man, 
so let me just say that he’s a swell guy and all that, 
but he’s not the sharpest shark at the feeding frenzy. 


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