Showing posts with label Sharks on a Plane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharks on a Plane. Show all posts

Monday, September 22, 2014

Ghost Shark Movie Review

 
Photo Source: Ghost Shark [Blu-ray]

Ghost Shark 
Movie Review


 
 Photo Source: 
Adult or Child's Man Eater Shark Hat

Spoiler Alert: As can be expected, Ghost Shark was a silly movie. Which is fine, except when the filmmakers defy the rules of the world they created. The shark’s head gets blown off with a hand grenade, but then the head’s intact on its corpse. Plus, after getting killed with a grenade exploding inside its mouth, the shark swims away to a haunted cave. 


Made no sense. Not that the concept of a ghost shark made sense, but still, you can’t violate the rules and logic of the world you create, no matter how crazy those rules and that logic may be. 


The idea of a shark coming out of any body of water is cool. But if the shark’s a ghost and can pass through any objects, how is it able to chomp on people? (Or maybe I just prefer my screenplay Sharks on a Plane so much more. Crazy as mine is, at least it makes some semblance of sense and features humor, suspense, romance, character arcs, and a whole lot of fun! Everything you want in a movie with only half the calories! Or something like that. If you are, or if you know, a movie mogul, hook me up!) 


Cute at the end of Ghost Shark that they ask what day it is; and it’s Tuesday like the ending of Jaws. Nice homage, except that the surviving characters swim out to sea instead of back to land like in Jaws. I kept expecting a real (non-ghost) shark to attack. Who goes swimming after seeing so many of his/her friends and acquaintances killed by a shark, even if it was a ghost shark? 


Ghost Shark Trailer (2013)



Published on Jul 16, 2013 by





Author Unknown: 
(From: http://theoatmeal.com/djtaf/j/20)
What did one shark say to the other 
while eating a clownfish?
... This tastes funny.

Dean Burkey:
I don’t want to insult the man, 
so let me just say that he’s a swell guy and all that, 

but he’s not the sharpest shark at the feeding frenzy.

Ray Divine

Stealing from a thief 
is like paddling with your hands 
in shark-infested waters.

Dean Burkey:

No one wants to die a virgin. 
Especially if you’re a virgin being fed to sharks. 

Author Unknown: 
(From: http://jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sharkjokes.html)
What do you call a solitary shark 

... A lone shark.


Razzle-Dazzle with Zazzle



Funny Stand Up Comedy about Shark

Uploaded on Jul 29, 2011 by


Monday, September 1, 2014

Iconic Lines from Shark Movies



From JAWS
"This was no boat accident."

From JAWS
"I'm not going to waste my time arguing 
with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch."
From JAWS:
"Boys, oh boys, I think he's come back 
for his noon feeding."



WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT TSHIRT
Funny Retro Jaws TEE Retro Shark Week

From Deep Blue Sea:
"Beneath this glassy surface, 
a world of gliding monsters!"


From Deep Blue Sea
"Who ordered the fish?"


Photo Source: Deep Blue Sea http://www.eonline.com/news/533540/meet-joan-of-shark-quite-possibly-the-biggest-great-white-shark-ever-discovered

From Deep Blue Sea
"You ate my bird!"


From Sharknado
"Birds fall from the sky; 
why not sharks?"

From Sharknado
"We're gonna need a bigger chopper."


From Sharknado
"I just really, really hate sharks."


Photo Source: Sharknado http://uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/an-important-discussion-about-sharknado-the-greatest-movie-ever-about-a-shark-filled-tornado/

"Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York."

"Holy shark!"

From Open Water:
"Other people go on vacation 
and spend their days just laying around. 
We have a story we're going to be telling 
for the rest of our lives."

From Open Water
"Where's the boat? 
Daniel, where's the boat?"

From Open Water:
"I wanted to go skiing!"


Photo Source: Open Water http://www.founditemclothing.com/itgoesto11/time-greatest-lines-shark-movies-gif-ed/

From 2-Headed Shark Attack:
"Two heads is twice as many teeth!"



From My Screenplays:

From Croc Versus Shark:
"Only Dolphin Cove offers you 
a vacation you’ll never forget, 
with the first ever Super Bowl of sea monsters!"

From Croc Versus Shark:
"Winner eats all."


From Sharks on a Plane:
"Thank you for flying Fiasco Airlines; 
enjoy your crash; 
and be sure to tell your friends about us.  
But don’t mention this part.  
Oo!  Tell them about our pudding cups!"

From Sharks on a Plane:
"So.  Some flight; huh?"

All The Best,

Stand Up Comedy by Marc Takemiya - Punch a Shark!

Uploaded on Feb 8, 2010 by

 
Galaxyfashion Women's U-neck Dress 
with Little Mermaid Print 
(Free Size, Multi-Color)




Photo Source: A Shark by X posid.

Click Here for Shark Movies on Amazon Instant Video

Please Note: 
The following video contains some language 
that some may find offensive:

Craig Ferguson - Shark Week (Stand Up Comedy)

Published on Jul 30, 2013 by
 
Womens European Skinny Shark Vs Mermaid Swimsuit 
One Piece Digital Print Backless Wetsuit

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