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Spoiler Alert: As can be expected, Ghost Shark was a silly movie. Which is fine, except when the filmmakers defy the rules of the world they created. The shark’s head gets blown off with a hand grenade, but then the head’s intact on its corpse. Plus, after getting killed with a grenade exploding inside its mouth, the shark swims away to a haunted cave.
Made no sense. Not that the concept of a ghost shark made sense, but still, you can’t violate the rules and logic of the world you create, no matter how crazy those rules and that logic may be.
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The idea of a shark coming out of any body of water is cool. But if the shark’s a ghost and can pass through any objects, how is it able to chomp on people? (Or maybe I just prefer my screenplay Sharks on a Plane so much more. Crazy as mine is, at least it makes some semblance of sense and features humor, suspense, romance, character arcs, and a whole lot of fun! Everything you want in a movie with only half the calories! Or something like that. If you are, or if you know, a movie mogul, hook me up!)
Cute at the end of Ghost Shark that they ask what day it is; and it’s Tuesday like the ending of Jaws. Nice homage, except that the surviving characters swim out to sea instead of back to land like in Jaws. I kept expecting a real (non-ghost) shark to attack. Who goes swimming after seeing so many of his/her friends and acquaintances killed by a shark, even if it was a ghost shark?
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Ghost Shark Trailer (2013)
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Author Unknown:
(From: http://theoatmeal.com/djtaf/j/20)
What did one shark say to the other
while eating a clownfish?
... This tastes funny.
Dean Burkey:
I don’t want to insult the man,
so let me just say that he’s a swell guy and all that,
but he’s not the sharpest shark at the feeding frenzy.
Ray Divine:
Stealing from a thief
is like paddling with your hands
in shark-infested waters.
Dean Burkey:
No one wants to die a virgin.
Especially if you’re a virgin being fed to sharks.
Author Unknown:
(From: http://jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sharkjokes.html)
What do you call a solitary shark
... A lone shark.
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