The cute cashier at the local health food store
wore a couple cool rings.
I asked what the coolest one was;
and she said it was a tiger’s eye,
but she didn’t know if was real.
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Hearing that, I must’ve smirked,
because she said she meant if a tiger’s eye
was a real type of stone;
and if her ring was a real one of those.
The other ring was a wraparound spoon thing,
so I said,
“And this other one,
you got mad at your silverware?”
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She chuckled and said
those were her favorite rings;
and that she had left them at Nordstrom’s,
but some kind person found them and called her.
I said that was cool,
but all the while I was thinking,
so why was she flinging off her rings at Nordstrom’s?
She can’t change clothes without flinging rings?
Crazy Marriage Proposal
Uploaded on Jul 11, 2011 by
Especially not to someone about whom you really care.)
Rita Rudner:
I think men who have a pierced ear
are better prepared for marriage.
They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Richard Pryor:
I believe in the institution of marriage;
and I intend to keep trying until I get it right.
Dean Burkey:
If you don’t want to play chess anymore,
I’ll just take the pawn back to the ring shop.
Woody Allen:
I also wrote a short story about my first year of marriage,
which Alfred Hitchcock showed interest in for a while.
Ray Divine
: Saturn has rings around it like a dirty tub.
But you’d think the planet with the dirty rings
would be Uranus.
Creepy-Crawly Proposal Prank
Uploaded on Apr 14, 2011 by
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