Showing posts with label Rod Schmidt. Show all posts
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Friday, August 29, 2014

RAOR: Katy Perry's Hit Song ROAR Backwards


RAOR: 
Katy Perry's Hit Song 
ROAR Backwards

Here's The Song Forwards


Katy Perry - Roar (Official)

Published on Sep 5, 2013 by

Other than the lyrics snatching key lines 
from Survivor and Muhammed Ali
and the lack of a much needed
"Don't Try This At Home" notice, 

when she comes face to face 
with wild animals, 
especially the crocodile and tiger; 
I find the song empowering. 

Kind of a Shanna of the Jungle version 
of the Gloria Gaynor hit I Will Survive.



Fun song. 
Fun video. 
Clever. 
Upbeat. 
With snippets of humor here and there. 

Here's The Song Backwards


Katy Perry - Roar (Official Video) [Reversed]

Published on Sep 7, 2013 by

I don't know about you, 
but the first thing I noticed 
was that all the words were backwards. 

That means that the tattoo on her right arm 
which means: "Go With The Flow" 
now means: "Flow With The Go" 
Or: "Wolf With The Go" 
Or technically speaking: "wolF ehT htiW oG"

I had so much with my Carly Rae backwards post 
a couple years ago, 
so I tried to relive the fun six weeks ago 
with Ylvis backwards. 



With those songs; 
and this one, 
I didn't watch videos where they told me 
what was being said. 
Instead I listened for myself. 

Unfortunately, 
all I could hear was:
"Glory makes an Igo net.


Sounds innocent enough. 
But must be pretty important though, 
since that's the main line of the song. 

I wanted to remain as rational as possible, 
and certainly not jump to any crazy conclusions, 
so after a moment's thought, 
I immediately deduced 
that an Igo net is what demons use 
to steal the souls of unsuspecting villagers 
during the Dark Ages. 

In the demons' defense, 
it was dark, 
so maybe they weren't try to steal anyone's soul. 
They were just trick-or-treating; 
and, as usual, things just got out of hand. 

Putting two and two together, 
we can easily assume that if she's singing 
about demonic possession backwards, 
then forwards, 
the song must be about knitting a sweater. 

Ergo, 
the phrase could actually be: 
"Glory makes me wanna knit.



That actually makes sense, 
since the song came out a bit before fall last year. 
When everyone would need to knit sweaters. 

But, 
despite all my deductive reason 
and perverse logic. 
Ahem, 
I mean, pervasive logic. 

Turns out that Gloria Kampenski 
help Katy hook up a charger to her GPS

And so, 
as it turns out, 
with Igo being a brand of charger, 
as well as a type of computer network, 
I was absolutely right the first time. 

"Glory makes an Igo net."

Well, 
absolutely right, 
minus the demon possession allegations. 

And maybe the part about 
my using reasoning and logic. 

Like any guy, 
gazing into Katy Perry's 
captivating and hypnotic blue  eyes, 
could ever use reasoning and logic. 

(That was supposed to be a compliment.)

(And this was supposed to be fun.)

(Thank you Katy for having a sense of humor.)

(And thank you Gloria Kampenski, 
whose name I can't forget. 
Now I know whom to call 
when I need an Igo net.)

For More Backwards Music Fun, 
Check Out My Previous Posts: 
This Is Crazy! A Call Me Maybe Exposé
and
YAS XOF EHT SEOD TAHW: 
What Does The Fox Say? Backwards!

All The Best,

Jungle George: The Biggest Swing in Jungle History

Published on Mar 31, 2013 by


Roar Black Tshirts
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Brian Regan
You see weird things driving. 
I’ve never understood log trucks. 
Sometimes you’ll be out on the highway, 
you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs; 
and they pass each other on the highway. 
I don’t understand that. 
I mean, if they need logs over there; 
and they need ‘em over there; 
you'd think a phone call 
would save ‘em a whole lot of trouble.

Steve Connelly: 
Trees that grow in smoggy cities 
are needed to make carbon paper.



Dean Burkey:
Oh, you wanted to watch Water for Elephants
I must’ve misunderstood what you said. 
‘Cause I got Rivers for Rhinos instead. 
I hope that’s okay. 
If not, I also have Puddles for Pandas
Tributaries for Tigers
and Melted Ice for Marsupials
They misnamed the movie anyway; 
it should be called “Water for Elephant”. 
(‘Cause there’s only one elephant.) 



Rod Schmidt: 
I still have my Christmas Tree. 
I looked at it today. 
Sure enough, 
I couldn’t see any forests.

Steven Wright
The other day when I was walking through the woods, 
I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle 
making shadows of people on a tree.




Please Note: The following video contains language some may find offensive.

Richard Pryor - In the jungle

Uploaded on Jun 24, 2009 by

Friday, August 15, 2014

Do Monkey See? Sea Monkey Do!


Do Monkey See? 
Sea Monkey Do!

I used to have a pet sea monkey. 
He enjoyed eating bunches of sea bananas. 
Flinging his sea poo. 
Swinging on sea vines from sea tree to sea tree. 
And swimming around 
inside his little sea spinning wheel. 

But he hated having his tail pulled. 
And eventually got eaten by a sea tiger. 

Photo Source: 
Sea Monkey Orig Instant Life

Poor little Sea Coco. 
But then he grew into a shrimp 
and rode off into the sunset on a seahorse. 


Photo Source: 
Antique Reproduction Brass Seahorse Sea Wall Hook SPI Home

Which also go eaten by a sea tiger. 
But then we moved; 
and I had to flush them all down the toilet. 

But they thrived in the city’s sewer system 
and eventually threatened the human race. 


Photo Source: 
Monsters and Mysteries in America Season 2

But they were stopped by a nerdy scientist 
with a hot assistant. 

All he had to do was reverse the polarity. 
And they all lived and died happily ever after. 









Aquaman (It's Not Easy) - Divine Comedy

Published on Jun 16, 2014 by


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The Believe Me Movie Trailer

Author Unknown:
(From http://ivanbiggen.tripod.com/id9.html):
What is a sea monkeys favourite food?
Fish and chimps.


Team Sea-Monkeys Tee Shirt

Rod Schmidt: 
Droughts are because 
God didn’t pay his water bill.




Dean Burkey
Maybe I'm just naive. 
But I really thought those baby shrimps 
would look like little aqua-monkeys. 
Or maybe they do; 
after they evolve. 
Hmmm. 


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Taking Pro-Biotics is like having 
billions of Sea Monkeys 
swimming in your intestines.

Steven Wright
I like to fill my tub up with water, 
then turn the shower on; 
and act like I’m in a submarine thats been hit.






Improv Comedy: 

table23 comedy - Gibberish Aquaman

Uploaded on Nov 7, 2007 by

Thursday, August 14, 2014

This Little Tale Rings A Bell


The church bell used to awaken the townspeople early every Sunday morning. 

Which was fine for those who wanted to attend the early service. 

But for everyone else, this caused great consternation, since for many, this was their one day to sleep in. 

A riot was about to break out, when the vicar stepped forward and pointed to a severed rope dangling in the church tower. 

Happy to see the removal of the ringing device that used to awaken them so early on Sundays, the townspeople awarded the vicar: The No Bell Peace Prize
Dean Burkey

P. S. Was that as much pun for you as it was for me?






Phyllis Diller
Photos of me don’t do me justice. 
They just look like me.

George Carlin
Do infants enjoy infancy 
as much as adults enjoy adultery?



Dean Burkey
The early bird gets the worm. 
But the caged bird gets 
birdseed and air conditioning. 

Rod Schmidt: 
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. 
They said, “What for?” 
I said, “I’m going to buy some sugar.” 

Steven Wright
Many people quit looking for work 
when they find a job.