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Sunday, March 2, 2014

A Dean Screens Movie Review: "The Son of God"


Spoiler Alert
The following review reveals some key moments of the movie. 

A Dean Screens Movie Review:
"The Son of God"

Christians should enjoy the movie for sure, 
even if some “events” are told “out of sequence”. 
Adapting any story from book to film 
requires certain changes. 

Non-Christians should enjoy the movie too, 
but obviously, 
not to the same depth as Christians. 
Although I’m not sure that those 
who are unfamiliar with the story 
will understand why Jesus dies. 
(To pay for the sins of the world.) 
I don’t recall that key piece of information 
being made clear, 
which seems odd, 
since that’s the central point of the story, 
and subsequently, 
of the Christian faith. 

Odd too was when Jesus told a little girl 
that not one stone in the temple 
would be left upon another. 
That made no sense! 
Who says that to a child? 
But even with Jesus playing doomsayer to her, 
the little girl obviously didn’t understand what He said, because she kept smiling. 
Weird too was that He smiled when He said that. 
Yes, a cinematic technique is 
to have a character say something 
in a way that’s the opposite 
of how one would expect 
such a line to be said. 
But such characters 
are usually villains and henchmen, 
not the Son of God. 

I felt disappointed the Centurion 
at the foot of the cross didn’t say 
“Truly, this Man was the Son of God.” 
He looked like he was going to, 
but he never did, 
which seemed odd, 
since thats the title of the movie! 

Plus, 
although the earth quaked and the winds blew, 
the sky never turned totally dark. 

Despite a few such oddities, 
the film presents what it presents quite well. 

The early scenes made excellent use 
of footage from The Bible TV mini-series 
to portray glimpses of key Old Testament events. 

An intriguing montage juxtaposes Jesus 
praying in the Garden of Gethsemane 
with the High Priest and his cronies 
praying in the temple 
and even with Pilate and his wife 
calling out to their gods. 

Also interesting was the way 
Peter came face-to-Face with Jesus 
after denying Him three times. 

The movie clearly shows the strife
between the Romans and the Jews; 

as well as the reasons that both groups had
for wanting to rid themselves of Jesus. 

I rank the film high as far as Jesus movies go, 
if only for presenting the Resurrection! 
Sadly, most so-called Jesus movies do not do so. 
The Resurrection is just as key, 
if not more so, 
than why He died. 
How cool that the tomb-sealing stone 
wasn’t shown as merely rolled away, 
but as split in half! 

Also fascinating was the way you could see 
through the nail hole in Jesus’ hand. 

The film scores more points 
for not ending right after the Resurrection. 
Nor right after the Ascension either. 
And even after the movie “ends”, 
the closing credits present lots of scenes. 
Many recaps of meaningful scenes 
as well as some cut scenes, 
like the return from Egypt, 
and the casting out of a demon, 
but fortunately, 
not goofy outtakes. 
All the while the song “Mary Did You Know?” plays. 
Adding to the movie’s impact. 
And garnering applause 
from the theater crowd in which I sat. 

Also, unlike most Jesus movies from ages past, 
this one portrays the agony Jesus suffered, 
but does so, 
without becoming as overly grotesque 
as “The Passion of the Christ”. 

The so-called Jesus-Is-Too-Sexy Conspiracy is silly. 
Most any movie uses better-looking actors and actresses 
to portray the people they play. 
Yes, the Scripture from Isaiah 53 says 
that He had no beauty that we should admire Him, 
but that doesn’t mean they needed 
the Elephant Man to play the part either. 

I enjoyed this powerful, emotionally-packed movie. 
I can see where “The Son of God” 
could get played every Easter for years to come. 

My favorite line
comes when His mother Mary 
rushes to Jesus after He falls 
under the weight of the cross. 
Although she came to His aid, 
and although Hes badly beaten, 
He offers her words of comfort: 
Do not be afraid.
Everything is possible with God.


If Christians want to use this film 
to promote their faith to nonbelievers, 
they’d best watch the movie with them, 
so they can point out 
that Jesus fulfills prophecies 
foretold long before His arrival; 
that He’s sinless 
and dies to pay for the sins of the world; 
that His Resurrection proves 
He was Who He said He was; 
and that to become “born again”, 
they need to repent and believe. 
And maybe explain whatever 
their denomination says that all that means. 

For more information about this movie,
visit: 
http://www.sonofgodmovie.com/


Son of God Movie Trailer 2014 - Official [HD]

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From Holy Laughter!*:
When Jesus carried lumber for Joseph, 
He was cross training.

From “Interview with Jesus” 
in Faith Like A Ketchup Seed*
PASTOR: What about a small sin?  If I tell a little white lie.
JESUS: What if you drink a little bit of poison?  What if you stick your hand part way into a furnace?  What if a shark takes a small bite out of you?
PASTOR: I see your point.  Sin is a big deal to You.
JESUS: Enough to die for. 

From the “Extra Bonus Material” 
a.k.a. “Holiness like a Relish Seed” 
“The Complete Dean J. Burkey Collection”
Everyone wants to have 
their own kind of Jesus.  
Like Vending Machine Jesus.  
Where you go to Him 
to get whatever you want.  
“Wait a minute, Jesus.  I hit B-7; 
and You gave me C-8. 
I want my quarter back.” 

From “John 3:16 (Beautiful Savior)” The Screenplay*: 
EXT. PILATE’S PRAETORIUM -- DAY
Though no longer as dark as night, the day is still dark because of the raging storm.  
Two servants stand on each side of Pilate holding a covering over him to keep the rain off him.  
Pilate glares down at the Jewish Leaders.
PILATE: Is He not bleeding enough for you?  Should we flog Him just one more time to make it an even forty?
CAIAPHAS: Tomorrow’s the Sabbath; and we need you to take down the bodies of those crucified before evening.
ANNAS: It’s an abomination to us.
PILATE: I’m not too fond of it myself.

From “A Fire of Coals” & “An Ice Memoir”*
(Unique Retellings of The Greatest Story Ever Told): 
I think everyone should read 
through the Bible every nine months.  
Genesis is the conception; 
and Revelation is the new birth! 
The New Testament is the third trimester 
where most of the growth 
and development takes place.


* Please Note: Although the above quotes come from various books of mine, they can all be found in “The Complete Dean J. Burkey Collection”





Son Of God TRAILER 2 (2014) Jesus Movie HD

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Monday, December 23, 2013

Happy Birthday World



Michael Jackson - Heal The World

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My birthday’s tomorrow; 
many people celebrate Jesus’ the day after; 
and I’m sure several others 
have birthdays this week too. 
So my theme is: 

Happy Birthday World

This is my way of wishing you 
a Happy Birthday
regardless of when your birthday is. 

But why do we celebrate birthdays? 
We didn’t do that ourselves. 
That’s something our parents did for us. 
And the obstetrician. 
Why aren’t we giving them gifts? 

Jesus must have the only birthday
 where everybody gives presents 
to everyone else except Him.  

Granted, He owns the entire Universe.  
Or at least He will, when His Dad dies; 
and He leaves it to Him in His will.  

But still, I think He’d like something; 
and I don’t think He’s as money-hungry 
as the televangelists want us to think.  

So what do you give 
to the One Who has everything?  
Well, obviously, 
a coffee mug that says:
“Son Knows Best!”


Or a monogrammed handkerchief. 

Maybe even a tie.
Doesn
’t have to be silk, 
but those are always nice. 
Like one with the Avengers 
or the Beatles.  

In fact, 
Im sure Hed be pleased with almost anything, 
as long as it doesnt have splinters. 

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Brian Regan
Birthday party games: 
Pin the Tail on the Donkey? 
There’s a good safe game for kids. 
What are adults thinking? 
“Hey, hey, we’re having a whole bunch of kids over, 
big party, we’re gonna blindfold one. 
Give him something sharp. 
Spin him around and let him go. 
Go Bobby with the pin, just run amok.” 
Poking around. 
“What are those noises?” 
“Those are puncture wounds. 
Bobby stop! 
You made a horrible error.” 
Kids running out the door: 
“He missed the Donkey and got my neck. 
Pin the tail on my neck!”

Mitch Hedberg
People associate long hair with drug use. 
I wish people associated long hair 
with something other than drug use, 
like an extreme longing for cake. 
And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, 
“That guy eats cake!” 
“He is on bundt cake!” 
Mothers saying to their daughters, 
“Don’t bring the cake eater over here anymore. 
He smells like flour. 
Did you see how excited he got 
when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?” 

Dean Burkey
The irony is that the birthday cake they give you 
for surviving another year 
is so sweet and rich in calories that 
it decreases your life expectancy.

Rod Schmidt: 
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. 
She says if I’m good, 
she’ll give me the other one next year.

Steven Wright
For my birthday, 
I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. 
I put them in the same room; 
and let them fight it out. 
Then I filled my humidifier with wax; 
and left it on. 
Now everything in my house is shiny. 


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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

John 3:16 Beautiful Savior Is Now On Amazon




Book Description

 March 24, 2013
A screenplay of the life of Christ by Dean Burkey, the author of “The Christian Comedy Combo Platter!”, "John 3:16 Beautiful Savior" blends the four beloved Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John to create a coherent recounting of the life and ministry of Jesus Christ.

Respectful and reverent, yet still exciting and dramatic, with moments of humor as well, all the while presenting Jesus as fully God and fully human, fulfilling Old Testament prophecies and fulfilling His role as The Savior of the world.

If you already know and love the story, I think you'll enjoy this rendition thereof. If you're not familiar with the biblical account of Christ, now's the perfect time for you to read for yourself in a format that enlightens as well as entertains.

Why a screenplay? 
And not a novel or novella? 
Because a screenplay presents sight and sound, 
that is what we see and hear, 
the actions and dialogue of the characters, 
whereas a novel/novella does that too, 
but also adds lots of descriptions as well. 

I wrote the screenplay years ago. 
My goal was to convert it 
into a novella before Palm Sunday, 
which was this past Sunday. 
But when it came to describing the people 
and places from a couple millennia ago, 
I knew I’d have to make up a lot of “information”. 
I didn’t want to describe anyone 
or any place or anything incorrectly. 
So I decided it’d better to publish the screenplay. 
Unfortunately, my CD-drive doesn’t work, 
so I can’t use my Hollywood Screenwriter 
software any more. 

I thought there was no way 
I’d be able to access my screenplay. 
But then I realized 
that I was using a version of my screenplay 
to convert into a novella, 
so I must have had access to it somehow. 
So I found the original of the version 
I had been converting and changed that to Kindle. 

Seeing how Kindle conversion altered the formatting, 
I had to go back and change the way 
I presented the screenplay to make it easier to read. 
Which makes the script look 
more like a stage play when it comes 
to how the dialogue is presented. 

My goals for writing the screenplay 
were at least twofold, 
make that threefold: 

1) Show Jesus with a sense of humor and add 
some reverent/respectful humor that fit the story. 
Overcome the image of Jesus in movies 
long ago where He came across as boring and dull. 
Although I feel like the movie 
The Gospel According to Matthew 
did a good job of this. 

2) Present a graphic crucifixion. 
Jesus poured out His lifeblood on the cross, 
but in most movies, you just saw a drop here and there. 
Of course, I wrote this before Mel Gibson 
went overboard in his more than graphic 
presentation of the sufferings of Jesus
with The Passion of The Christ

3) Point out many of the ways 
Jesus fulfilled Old Testament prophecies. 
Which includes making it clear 
why Jesus had to suffer and die. 
And include a clear, better-detailed resurrection. 

And in addition to all that, 
I wanted to blend together the four gospel accounts. 

For the cover, 
I took the promo image of me 
from Vox Visuals’ banner ad for their film: 
“Holy Baptism: Water of Life” 
in which I portrayed Jesus. 
(See my previous post: My Friend Reverend Rick)



I tried to include links, 
but what happened was that everything after the link 
would turn blue and be underlined. 
But I still wanted to include links, 
one to my other Christian faith-based book 
The Christian Comedy Combo Platter!” 
(which is really a combination of 
my two other Christian faith-based books 
Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible” 
and “Faith like a Ketchup Seed” 
with lots of added Bonus Material!) 
and a second to my blog. 
So I put the two links last. 
Which explains why the links don’t appear earlier.

All the Best,

 


From 
Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible”:
When you consider how much agony 
Jesus suffered for our sins, 
you can’t accuse God of nepotism.


From 
Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible”:
While praying, 
we suddenly felt the need to face a crisis. 


From 
Faith like a Ketchup Seed”:
Faith like a Ketchup Seed: 
It’s not the faith of a mustard seed, 
but it still guides me through life 
and tastes great on hot dogs.

From 
Faith like a Ketchup Seed”:
Zacchaeus wanted to see Jesus, 
but he kept coming up short.


From 
The Christian Comedy Combo Platter!:
I have a Messiah complex, 
so don’t crucify me.  
You’ll only be proving my point.



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Monday, March 25, 2013

Where the Devil Messed Up


Where the Devil Messed Up

If the Devil really wanted 
to tempt Jesus in the wilderness, 
why didn’t he try something much more enticing 
than urging Him to turn stones into bread?  

Jesus hadn’t eaten in 40 days and 40 nights, 
so the Devil shouldve been baking pies, 
or having a hot dog cookout with s’mores!
It’s not like he can’t find any fire.  

If you want to tempt somebody. 
Especially The Somebody. 
Try strawberry-and-whipped-cream-covered 
Belgian waffles
With organic maple syrup. 
Or brownies a la mode. 
With peanut butter filling! 
Now we’re talking temptations! 

But not bread. 
It’s gotta be something with whipped cream. 
Or ice cream. 
Or both. 

And have it delivered by a hottie in a Hummer. 
That’s a temptation! 

Not: 
“You want a slice of bread?” 
What’s that? 
The people version of: 
“Polly want a cracker?” 

Satan shouldve said something like this: 
“If Thou art the Son of God, 
commandest Thou these stones becomest 
banana cream pies and hot fudge sundaes.” 

Of course, it wouldn’t’ve mattered 
if the Devil said to turn a stone 
into a chocolate-covered hot girl 
who thinks the Three Stooges are funny. 
Although, technically speaking, 
that is the perfect temptation. 
But only if she knows Superman’s Kryptonian name 
and can offer a reasonable explanation 
for how Spidey Sense works. 
Juggling fire and playing the ukulele 
would only seal the deal. 
Especially if she can play “Eye of the Tiger”. 

Even so, 
Jesus still would’ve said no. 
You can’t tempt God. 
God can create whatever He wants, 
so it’s impossible for us, or anyone, even the Devil, 
or chocolate-covered hot girls 
who win comic book trivia contests, 
to tempt Him. 

Anyway, 
from what I can ascertain, 
the Devils gotten much better with his temptations. 
Nowadays, he will only tempt you with bread, 
if youre on a low-carb diet, 
or living gluten-free. 

All the Best,



Mitch Hedberg:
You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, 
that stuff is fancy. 
That stuff is wrapped twice. 
You open it, and then still ain't open. 
That's why I don't buy it, 
I don't need another step between me and toast. 

Mitch Hedberg:
I find that a duck's opinion of me 
is influenced by whether or not I have bread. 
A duck loves bread,
 but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. 
That's the biggest joke on the duck ever. 
If I worked at a convenience store, 
and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, 
I would let him go. 
I'd say, "Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!" 
When I think of a duck's friends, 
I think of other ducks. 
But he could have, say, a beaver in tow. 

Mitch Hedberg:
I like waffles. 
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps. 
A waffle says to the syrup, 
"Hold on, now. You ain't goin' anywhere. 
Don't even be tryin' to creep down the side. 
Just rest in these squares. 
If one square is full, move on to the next one. 
When you hit the butter, split up."

Mitch Hedberg:
I hate sandwiches at New York delis. 
Too much meat on the sandwich. 
It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. 
"Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" 
"Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!"

Mitch Hedberg:
I ordered a club sandwich, but I'm not even a member. 
"I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." 
"Well, so do I!" 
"Then let's form a club." 
"OK, but we need some more stipulations. 
Instead of cutting the sandwich once, 
let's cut it again. 
Yes, four triangles, arranged in a circle, 
and in the middle we will dump chips." 
"How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?" 
"I'm for 'em!" 
"Well, this club is formed."

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