Showing posts with label Faith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Faith. Show all posts

Friday, March 22, 2013

My Friend Reverend Rick


My Friend 
Reverend Rick
by
Dean Burkey



Photo Source: http://voxvisuals.com/products.htm



The Lutheran Faith: A Mighty Fortress

Published on Jan 27, 2013 by

Photo Source: http://voxvisuals.com/products.htm

As those of the Christian faith 
celebrate next week as Holy Week, 
I thought now would be a good time 
to talk about My Friend Reverend Rick. 
Pastor Rick Sawyer.

Long ago, 
we were in youth group together 
at St.Paul Lutheran Church
in Lakeland, Florida. 


My most vivid memory of Rick 
from way back then was when 
we played racquetball at the YMCA. 
After we finished, I noticed steam coming off his arms! 
I'd never seen, before or after that incident, 
steam coming off someone's arm before. 
I don't even remember if it was cold out. 

More important than that though, 
I remember that Rick's a true man of God, 
encouraging, affable, hip, fun, cool, 
creative, talented, musical, 
fun-loving, humorous, and Scriptural. 
And he has an excellent laugh. 

Sometime in the middle of the last decade, 
through his production company Vox Visuals, 
Pastor Rick produced the above movie:
"The Lutheran Faith: A Mighty Fortress"

wherein I portray Jesus. 

We filmed my part at the Holyland Experience 
in Orlando, Florida in the middle of the night 
while they were closed. 
(They had permission.) 

About a year or so after that, 
I portrayed Jesus again in Rick's second film production: 
"Holy Baptism: Water of Life".

We filmed my part at Tenoroc State Park 
where I got crucified on a bicycle seat 
and baptized in alligator-infested waters!

Thank you Rick for your 
ongoing friendship and encouragement 
and the many happy, one-of-a-kind memories!
May you and those of your church and faith 
enjoy a blessed and meaningful Holy Week 
with a joyful Easter next week!

All the Best,
Author Unknown
(but one source said LCMS Lutheran):
How many Lutherans 
does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: 
None; 
Lutherans don't like change!


Garrison Keillor:
Lutherans usually follow the official liturgy 
and will feel it is their way of suffering for their sins.


Garrison Keillor:
Lutherans believe in prayer, 
but would practically die if asked to pray out loud.

Lutherans think that 
Garrison Keillor stories are totally factual.

You Know 
You Might Be 
A Lutheran If ...

Garrison Keillor:
When you watch a "Star Wars" movie; 
and they say, "May the Force be with you", 
you respond, "And also with you".

Here's My Friend Reverend Rick 
playing and singing a song he wrote 
called "Truer Blood":



Truer Blood (Original Song Recording)

Published on May 29, 2012 by

Thursday, May 17, 2012

"Faith like a Ketchup Seed" Is Now on Kindle!






By the author of “Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible” comes a collection of Christian comedy: Essays, blog posts, Bible studies, devotions, short stories, stand-up routines, even a skit and a sci-fi tale.


Family-friendly. Sunday school-friendly. Even pulpit-friendly!


The Table of Contents: 

“Proverbs, Parables, & Ponderings” 
“A Godly, Christian Way” 
“Thank God I’m Not God” 
“The Water-Walking Shuffle” 
“Divinity Is Hard!” 
“The Dissected Body of Christ” 
“Second Baptist Church” 
“God’s Biggest Mistake” 
“Too Lazy to Feed the Lions” 
“The Mediocre Samaritan” 
“What Would Jesus Do?” 
“Fast Food Royalty” 
“Sometimes I Pray with a British Accent” 
“How to Sanctify Unsavory Songs” 
“Facebook Fun” 
“You’re a Christian What?!” 
“Breakfast Cereals of the Bible 
and the People Who Love Them” 
“Satan’s Cereals” 
“Repossessed” 
“Forward Phobia: Evil Emails” 
“Who Was the Greatest Comedian in the Bible?” 
“The Comedy Concept 
Behind ‘Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible’” 
“Divine Definitions” 
“Hey Dude! Hey!” 
“Stalker Almighty” 
“Across the Multiverse” 
“What If People in the Bible 
Had Their Own Games?” 
“May I Ask You 
an Intensely Personal Question?” 
“Upside-Down Sharks 
Prove the Existence of God” 
“Lessons from the Yard” 
Church Skit: “Interview with Jesus” 
“For Best Results” 
“An Ice Memoir 
(One Molecule Can Make a Difference)” 
“Jojo: 3:16” 
“Why Do I Want to Walk on Water?” 
“Life’s Most Profound Question”.

Parody, satire, silliness. Some strong theological points. Mostly comedy. The skit gets serious; and so does what my pastor calls the strangest telling of the Gospel ever: “An Ice Memoir (One Molecule Can Make a Difference)”.


Only $2.99 for about 18,000 words. That’s lots of laughs for less than a gallon of gas. 


Learn my theories that prove the existence of God. Wonder why an ice cube can make you cry. Find out why I’m obsessed with wanting to walk on water. Laugh guilt-free.


If you enjoy “Holy Laughter!”, you’ll love this too.


Good, clean fun.


And I mean that, in a Godly, Christian way.





Dean Burkey


P.S. Enjoy my other Kindle comedy book too:



            
Only $2.99 each!
Lots of laughs for less than a gallon of gas!
Funny Fun for Teens and Adults. 
No foul language, except as noted in Exit Strategies.
Seasons Without Reason: Funny short stories. Quirky vignettes. Parodies, Spoofs. Silly fun. Over two dozen. Each one’s different. Some adult themes. Secular. Varies from G to PG-13.
Monster Laughs: Comedy novel about a Paranormal Investigator who battles monsters. Dracula, The Werewolf, Frankenstein’s Monster, etc. Silly fun. Some adult themes, more or less. Each chapter stands on its own, while a story weaves its way throughout the book. Secular. PG-13.
Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible: Humor in the Bible, plus comedic commentary. Christian. Focuses on the Funny throughout, but still gives the Gospel message at the end and in the Resurrection section: “For Sale: One Tomb, Slightly Used.” G. 
Exit Strategies: Novella. Comedy, drama, romance. Criminal activity, adult themes/situations, more or less. Secular. PG-13. The most intense of the four. (Uses the word the King James Bible uses for donkey.)
The best deals on a cost-per-word basis are 
are both under 30,000 words each. 
Your best bet?
Pick the one that interests you the most!
Click each title to find out more about each one.
If you don’t have a Kindle, 
click the Free Kindle Reading Apps’ banner above 
to download Kindle Cloud Reader onto your computer for free.

Friday, April 6, 2012

The Day Undying Love Died

“The Day Undying Love Died”







YouTube video uploaded by  on Apr 7, 2009
(Footage from The Gospel of John)

Today we remember the sacrificial death of The Righteous One who suffered, bled, and died for our unrighteousness. 


We can never be good enough on our own to fulfill God's requirement for perfection, because none of us are perfect. 


We can't make up for our misdeeds by trying to do better, not even by performing more and more good deeds. 


One misdeed makes us imperfect. Just one. We each have much more than one each and every day.


God is holy and just, so sin must be punished.  If God fails to punish sin, His holiness is compromised.  Justice must be upheld.  


And yet, God is love and wants to have fellowship with mankind.  


In order to reconcile His holiness with His love, God punished Jesus His Only Begotten Son for the sins of the world, so that all who repent and believe in Him will receive forgiveness and everlasting life.


Jesus paid a debt we could never pay. 


Nails didn’t hold  Jesus to the cross; 
His undying love for us held Him there. 


Betrayed, forsaken, beaten, tortured, flogged, and crucified. 


As horrifying, tragic, and graphic as the violence done to Christ was, His love is even greater. 


An eternal love powerful enough to conquer death. 


Love strong enough to forgive the worst of sinners who turn to Him for His saving grace. 


Love able to comfort and sustain us, to draw us to Him, to grant us faith, hope, and salvation. 


Love that takes us from the sorrow of our Savior’s death to the joy of His resurrection. 


Love died to pay for our sins and save us and rose from the dead to assure our hearts of His forgiveness and eternal presence. 


Jesus is The Way, The Truth, and the Life; and no one comes to The Father, except through Him. May the love of Christ bring you to true repentance, faith, and everlasting joy. 


In  Jesus’ name. Amen. 

Blessings & Joy,