Thursday, May 17, 2012

"Faith like a Ketchup Seed" Is Now on Kindle!






By the author of Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible comes a collection of Christian comedy: Essays, blog posts, Bible studies, devotions, short stories, stand-up routines, even a skit and a sci-fi tale.


Family-friendly. Sunday school-friendly. Even pulpit-friendly!


The Table of Contents

“Proverbs, Parables, & Ponderings” 
“A Godly, Christian Way” 
“Thank God I’m Not God” 
“The Water-Walking Shuffle” 
“Divinity Is Hard!” 
“The Dissected Body of Christ” 
“Second Baptist Church” 
“God’s Biggest Mistake” 
“Too Lazy to Feed the Lions” 
“The Mediocre Samaritan” 
“What Would Jesus Do?” 
“Fast Food Royalty” 
“Sometimes I Pray with a British Accent” 
“How to Sanctify Unsavory Songs” 
“Facebook Fun” 
“You’re a Christian What?!” 
“Breakfast Cereals of the Bible 
and the People Who Love Them” 
“Satan’s Cereals” 
“Repossessed” 
“Forward Phobia: Evil Emails” 
“Who Was the Greatest Comedian in the Bible?” 
“The Comedy Concept 
Behind ‘Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible’” 
“Divine Definitions” 
“Hey Dude! Hey!” 
“Stalker Almighty” 
“Across the Multiverse” 
“What If People in the Bible 
Had Their Own Games?” 
“May I Ask You 
an Intensely Personal Question?” 
“Upside-Down Sharks 
Prove the Existence of God” 
“Lessons from the Yard” 
Church Skit: “Interview with Jesus” 
“For Best Results” 
“An Ice Memoir 
(One Molecule Can Make a Difference) 
“Jojo: 3:16” 
“Why Do I Want to Walk on Water?” 
“Life’s Most Profound Question”.

Parody, satire, silliness. Some strong theological points. Mostly comedy. The skit gets serious; and so does what my pastor calls the strangest telling of the Gospel ever: An Ice Memoir (One Molecule Can Make a Difference).


Only $2.99 for about 18,000 words. Thats lots of laughs for less than a gallon of gas. 


Learn my theories that prove the existence of God. Wonder why an ice cube can make you cry. Find out why Im obsessed with wanting to walk on water. Laugh guilt-free.


If you enjoy Holy Laughter!, youll love this too.


Good, clean fun.


And I mean that, in a Godly, Christian way.





Dean Burkey


P.S. Enjoy my other Kindle comedy book too:



            
Only $2.99 each!
Lots of laughs for less than a gallon of gas!
Funny Fun for Teens and Adults. 
No foul language, except as noted in Exit Strategies.
Seasons Without Reason: Funny short stories. Quirky vignettes. Parodies, Spoofs. Silly fun. Over two dozen. Each one’s different. Some adult themes. Secular. Varies from G to PG-13.
Monster Laughs: Comedy novel about a Paranormal Investigator who battles monsters. Dracula, The Werewolf, Frankenstein’s Monster, etc. Silly fun. Some adult themes, more or less. Each chapter stands on its own, while a story weaves its way throughout the book. Secular. PG-13.
Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible: Humor in the Bible, plus comedic commentary. Christian. Focuses on the Funny throughout, but still gives the Gospel message at the end and in the Resurrection section: “For Sale: One Tomb, Slightly Used.” G. 
Exit Strategies: Novella. Comedy, drama, romance. Criminal activity, adult themes/situations, more or less. Secular. PG-13. The most intense of the four. (Uses the word the King James Bible uses for donkey.)
The best deals on a cost-per-word basis are 
are both under 30,000 words each. 
Your best bet?
Pick the one that interests you the most!
Click each title to find out more about each one.
If you don’t have a Kindle, 
click the Free Kindle Reading Apps’ banner above 
to download Kindle Cloud Reader onto your computer for free.

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