Sunday, March 23, 2014

Tips on How to Write like Famous Comedians


How to Write 

All Kinds of Comedy Jokes

Volume 3:

Tips on How to Write 

Like Famous Comedians 

by



Comedy Isn’t Easy, But It Just Got Easier With: 

“How to Write All Kinds of Comedy Jokes”



Must you be born funny to make people laugh? Groucho Marx wasn’t born with glasses, a mustache, and a cigar. Even Steve “Born Standing Up” Martin wasn’t born wearing an arrow through his head. (Lucky for his mom, ‘cause that would have hurt!) Although Woody Allen might have been born with frizzy red hair and glasses. 

A lifelong student of comedy, a real stand-up guy, an improv performer, and the author of books as varied as “Holy Laughter!” and the comedy novel “Monster Laughs”, Dean Burkey shares his thoughts and the tips and techniques he’s learned over the years in a series he wishes had been written for him when he first started. 

Humor enhances our lives, so improve your comic abilities with “How to Write All Kinds of Kinds of Comedy Jokes”. Anyone from a comical newbie to a professional comedy writer can benefit from this series. Don’t let your comedy dreams pass you by! This book and this series can help you make others laugh! (See the guarantee below.) 

Volume 3: Tips on How to Write like Famous Comedians


This volume covers tips for writing like Woody Allen, Steve Martin, Brian Regan, and Mitch Hedberg and also offers pointers to help you write like yourself, or rather, a much funnier version of yourself. Makes a great companion to the first two volumes, teaching you how to write multiple jokes on a single topic. As well as what to do with the jokes you write! 

The trailer for Woody Allen’s movie “Love and Death” inspired me to think of film comedy. His story “The UFO Menace” made me want to write comedy. 

Steve Martin was such a strong comedic influence during my formative years. Made me want to perform standup. 

Brian Regan is my favorite current standup comedian. Besides me. His inflections, expressions, antics, and material teach us we can be truly hilarious without resorting to dirty tricks. 

I didn’t “discover” Mitch Hedberg until after he died. But his cadence, delivery, and fast-paced material teach us to go for the laughs. No monkeying around, just make people laugh. 

Table of Contents


Tips on How to Write Like Woody Allen 
Tips on How to Write Like Steve Martin 
Tips on How to Write Like Brian Regan 
Tips on How to Write Like Mitch Hedberg 
Some Quick Tips on How to Write Like Other Comics 
Rodney Dangerfield 
Phyllis Diller 
Jerry Seinfeld 
Steven Wright 
Tips on How to Write Like You 
What Makes You So Funny? 
Standup Comedy Set 
Performance Pointers 
A Look at Developing a Comic Persona 
What Are You Waiting For? 
Write. Review. Market. (Celebrate Each Success!) 
Humor-Man! (Or Humor-Woman!) 
How to Turn 1 Topic into 10, 20, or 50 + Jokes 
1 Topic / 10 Jokes 
1 Topic / 10 Jokes (Alternate Version) 
1 Topic / 20 Jokes 
1 Topic / 20 Jokes (Alternate Version) 
1 Topic / 50 Jokes 
Special Bonus Feature: How Woody Allen Improved His Moose Routine
Special Bonus Feature: A Dean Reads Book Review of Steve Martin’s “Born Standing Up”

Special Bonus Feature: How Brian Regan Improved His Pops Tarts Routine

Special Bonus Feature: The Comedic Brilliance of Mitch Hedberg’s Delivery

Special Bonus Feature: “The ‘Chicken Musket’ Secret to Comedy” 


Please Note: Volume 3 is being released before Volume 2. 

If this book gives you just one really great idea, you should reread it. Because you obviously missed something. But even so, one really great idea is still worth more than the cost of this book. Either way, I guarantee you will find something in this book to make you laugh and/or help you make others laugh. If not, return it in less than a week; and Amazon will issue a refund. You have nothing to lose and a world of laughter to gain, so click the Buy button now.

Kindle Price:$6.99


Woody Allen - The Moose

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Woody Allen
Well, my wife was an immature woman; 
and, uh, that’s all I can say, she. 
See if this is not immature to you: 
I would be home in the bathroom, 
taking a bath; 
and my wife would walk right in, 
whenever she felt like, 
and sink my boats.

Steve Martin
I’m not into that one-night thing. 
I think a person should get to know someone, 
and even be in love with them, 
before you use and degrade them.


Dean Burkey
I found Nemo. 

He was at Red Lobster. 

Part of their combo platter. 

And he was delicious.

They ask the most insulting question 
when you check into a hospital. 

“What seems to be the problem?” 

“What seems? 
Well it seems; 
it seems like everything on my inside 
wants to be on my outside. 
But I’m no doctor.” 
What kind o’ condescending question.

I wanna be a race car passenger, 
just a guy who bugs the driver. 
“Say man, can I turn on the radio? 
You should slow down. 
Why we gotta keep going in circles? 
Can I put my feet out the window? 
Man, you really like Tide.”


Brian Regan-I Walked On The Moon (Full)

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