Fast Health Food?
Can you believe we’re supposed to eat at least five servings a day of fruits and vegetables?
Five servings? In one day?! What am I, a boll weevil?!?
So I went to a health store to buy vitamins that contain the subatomic particles of various fruits and vegetables.
Because gulping down one vitamin is such a time-saver versus the chore of chomping on several servings of health food.
Chomp-chomp. Munch-munch. Crunch-crunch.
What a time-waster!
Taking a vitamin not only saves me time, it saves me stomach space too, which I can gladly use for more important things.
Like chomping on cookies and candy.
Chomp-chomp. Munch-munch. Smile-smile. ;o) ;o)
When I handed Danny the cashier a $10 coupon, he said he’d separate my orders, so I could still save $10 without losing my 20 % discount.
He saved me a lot of money, so when Joe the manager came by, I pointed to Danny and said, “This guy’s doing great. … Unless you’re trying to make a profit!”
But eating five servings a day of fruits and vegetables isn’t that bad. Not if you plan properly.
A can of Sprite’s lemon and lime flavored, so that’s gotta be at least two servings right there.
Ergo, to be healthy, I just need to drink two cans of Sprite and wolf down a strawberry Toaster Strudel.
And then I can eat junk food!
Five servings? In one day?! What am I, a boll weevil?!?
So I went to a health store to buy vitamins that contain the subatomic particles of various fruits and vegetables.
Because gulping down one vitamin is such a time-saver versus the chore of chomping on several servings of health food.
Chomp-chomp. Munch-munch. Crunch-crunch.
What a time-waster!
Taking a vitamin not only saves me time, it saves me stomach space too, which I can gladly use for more important things.
Like chomping on cookies and candy.
Chomp-chomp. Munch-munch. Smile-smile. ;o) ;o)
When I handed Danny the cashier a $10 coupon, he said he’d separate my orders, so I could still save $10 without losing my 20 % discount.
He saved me a lot of money, so when Joe the manager came by, I pointed to Danny and said, “This guy’s doing great. … Unless you’re trying to make a profit!”
But eating five servings a day of fruits and vegetables isn’t that bad. Not if you plan properly.
A can of Sprite’s lemon and lime flavored, so that’s gotta be at least two servings right there.
Ergo, to be healthy, I just need to drink two cans of Sprite and wolf down a strawberry Toaster Strudel.
And then I can eat junk food!
This Video Uploaded to YouTube on Jun 24, 2007 by ennuimarch.
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