Don’t Mention It?
You ever thank somebody; and they say, “Don’t mention it”?
Don’t mention it?
I just mentioned it.
How am I supposed to un-mention it?
Aw, man! Now I’ve gotta interpolate Newtonian physics with Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, wormholes, string theory; alter the time-space continuum; and go back in time to make sure I never utter those fateful words.
So I do all that. And yes, it was hard, but I got a device in a box of Trix cereal that aided me in my time-traveling adventures.
Plus, I found a helpful video on YouTube.
When I got back though, I found out we’re no longer friends.
He won’t even speak to me!
And why?
Because I didn’t mention it!
No one ever says “Don’t mention it” until after you mention it.
Has this been helpful to you?
If so, ... don’t mention it.*
Don’t mention it?
I just mentioned it.
How am I supposed to un-mention it?
Aw, man! Now I’ve gotta interpolate Newtonian physics with Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, wormholes, string theory; alter the time-space continuum; and go back in time to make sure I never utter those fateful words.
So I do all that. And yes, it was hard, but I got a device in a box of Trix cereal that aided me in my time-traveling adventures.
Plus, I found a helpful video on YouTube.
When I got back though, I found out we’re no longer friends.
He won’t even speak to me!
And why?
Because I didn’t mention it!
No one ever says “Don’t mention it” until after you mention it.
Has this been helpful to you?
If so, ... don’t mention it.*
* Just kidding. You can mention it. Encouraging feedback’s always cool.
P. S. See my previous post Time-Traveling with Hollywood Hunks for another of my time-traveling adventures.
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