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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Movie Review: Life Is Beautiful


I originally scheduled this post for last Wednesday, 
but instead I posted about my screenplay 
John 3:16 Beautiful Savior 
being on Kindle. 
(See my previous post: 
John 3:16 Beautiful Savior Is Now On Amazon)
Here then is my original post 
which was supposed to appear last week:

Movie Review: 
Life Is Beautiful
Reviewed by
Dean Burkey


Reviewing this film feels apropos for this week, 
even though I watched this amazing movie years ago 
and can’t provide too many vivid details. 
But then again, I wouldn’t want to anyway. 
I don’t want to spoil the powerful experience 
of seeing this fantastic film for yourself. 

Co-writer, co-director, and star Roberto Benigni 
brings to life a captivating and well-blended comedy/drama/romance. 

The IMDB snippet description at 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118799/ says: 
“A Jewish man has a wonderful romance 
with the help of his humour, 
but must use that same quality 
to protect his son in a Nazi death camp.”

Sounds crazy to think someone could make 
a comedy about a concentration camp, 
but the creators of “Hogan’s Heroes” 
succeeded in that bizarre genre as well. 

This is far more than a sitcom 
or just a strange, unique, funny film 
about being oppressed by Nazis. 
This is the story of a father’s love for his son. 

He cares so much for his son 
that he goes to great lengths to shelter him 
from the reality of the horrors they face. 

I don’t know how to express 
how touching and beautiful this movie is. 

My only suggestion is to see it for yourself. 
I watched it, because I heard 
how awesome this movie is; 
and I’m glad I did. 

You will laugh; 
and you will cry. 

Or you’re a hollow, rusty tin man 
who needs to traipse down 
a long and winding yellow brick road 
to beg the Wizard for a heart. 

I give Life Is Beautiful 
the constellation Cepheus.
Which means:  

Five out of five stars. 

I only fear that my zeal for this movie 
will mess up your appraisal. 
When people say how great a movie is, 
I usually feel let down. 
But not with this film. 
Not if you want an emotional experience.

All the Best,




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Jerry Seinfeld:
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, 
a pretty violent image there. 
I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, 
maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem, 
try getting the harpoon out of your chest first!


Jackie Mason:
I was so self-conscious, 
every time football players went into a huddle, 
I thought they were talking about me.

Woody Allen:
I had once a pain in the chestal area. 
Now, I was sure it was heartburn, y'know, 
'cause at that time I was married; 
and my wife cooking with her Nazi recipes, 
y'know, chicken Himmler. 
I didn't wanna pay twenty-five bucks 
to have it reaffirmed by some medic, that I had heartburn. 
But I was worried 'cause it was in the chestal area. 
Then it turns out my friend, Eggs Benedict, 
has a pain in his chestal area, in the same exact spot. 
I figured if I could get Eggs to go to the doctor, 
I could figure out what was wrong with me, 
at no charge, so I con Eggs. He goes. 
Turns out he's got heartburn. 
Cost him twenty-five dollars, and I feel great, 
'cause I figured I beat the medic 
out of twenty-five big ones, y'know. 
Called up Eggs two days later - he died. 
I check into a hospital immediately, 
have a battery of test run and x-rays. 
Turns out I got heartburn. 
Cost me a hundred and ten dollars. 
Now I'm furious. 
I run to Eggs' mother, and I say: "Did he suffer much?" 
And she said: "No, it was quick. 
Car hit him and that was it."


Rita Rudner:
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. 

Rodney Dangerfield:
My uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. 
He was in the electric chair. 



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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

The Amazing Spider-Man Is Spectacular!

Is Spectacular!


Fun, fun, fun movie, which turned out to be a lot of fun. I also enjoyed it immensely. Loved it too.

I saw it in 2D, so I'll bet it's Super Dee Duper Spectacular in IMAX 3D!

I felt the story started slow. But overall, it more than made up for that once Peter Parker got spider powers!


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What made this one work more than the previous three is that Spidey had a sense of humor!

That's what was missing. One of the best things about Spider-Man is his witty wisecracks.

Inevitably, in the comic book, that is, when he's in trouble and too busy trying to find a way to beat the bad guy, the super villain says something like: "Where's your funny banter now Spider-Man?"




Stan Lee had a hilarious cameo! One of the best parts of Marvel Superhero Movies is the Stan Lee cameo!

I also enjoyed C. Thomas Howell's role a lot! I didn't think the producers could create another moving scene like the subway scene from Spider-Man 2, but they did.

(I'm being vague so I don't ruin the movie for those who haven't seen it yet.)




In many ways, the story seemed too similar to Spider-Man 1. But Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone both did great.

Was it worth rebooting? Yes! If only for Spidey having a sense of humor!

When you see it, there's a scene shortly after the closing credits begin. Not at the very end. So once you see the scene, you can go.


Rest In Peace: 


The closing credits dedicated the movie In Loving Memory to Laura Ziskin and someone else. I think I talked to her once on the phone. She was nice. Cordial. Or maybe I emailed her. I think I communicated with her after the first Spider-Man movie came out, because I wrote a screenplay for my own superhero. Too bad Hollywood wants established heroes. Anyway, my heart goes out to her's and the other person's families, friends, and coworkers. Thank you for the many happy memories you created.

For more Spidey/Superhero fun, be sure to read my blog posts: The Superhero with the Most TV Shows, My Favorite Superhero Movies, and What Makes Spider-Man So Amazing?.



The following comments are intended for people 
who have already seen the movie -- 
-- Like I said, the movie started slow. I didn't think they needed all that stuff about his parents. The film makes it seem like only Peter Parker could have become Spider-Man. But the fun of Spidey is the hope that we could get bit and become superheroes ourselves. The comic book What If # 7 "What If Someone Else Besides Spider-Man Had Been Bitten By The Radioactive Spider?" had three different people (Colonel John Jameson, Flash Thompson, and Betty Brant) get bit by that illustrious radioactive spider.
-- I didn't like that Gwen knew Spider-Man's secret identity. Especially so soon! That took away the biggest conflict in superhero movies! Plus, a big source of turmoil for Pete/Spidey in the comic books is that Gwen Stacy loved Peter Parker, but hated Spider-Man, because she blamed Spidey for her father's death. But since they did that anyway, I liked how he said, "I'm bitten." And she said, "Me too." That was cute. Plus, once she knew his identity, I loved how she smacked the Lizard with a stool and came to his aid. She even knew that her dad made him promise to stay away from her to keep her safe. 
-- Didn't seem right that the Lizard snuck up on Spider-Man more than once, since the Web-Head has Spider Sense. Plus, he should never have been hit by the bullet fired by that one police officer either. 
-- The Police Force blaming Spider-Man for Captain Stacy's death would have made things more difficult for Spider-Man, so that got missed. Also missing was J. Jonah Jameson! 
-- Having said all that, and I probably have more to say, I enjoyed the movie. The effects were amazing. The movie was fun! The scene with the cranes being lined was deeply moving. And I understand that when you translate a book, even a comic book, some things need to be altered for the screen. But the way Spidey webbed Gwen after he threw her out the school window is what killed her in The Amazing Spider-Man # 121.


Friday, March 23, 2012

My Thoughts about “The Hunger Games”


Have No Fear: No Spoilers Here*

(Click the movie poster to see the official Trailer.)


Click Here for the Trailer from the Super Bowl

Although they both have the same title, the movie “The Hunger Games” differs drastically from the book “The Hunger Games” in that the movie lets you see and hear what’s going on, whereas the book makes you read all them words. 


Also, the movie doesnt require page-turning and can be finished in 142 minutes. Less if you dont stay for the closing credits. Whereas the book requires page-turning and can take much longer than 142 minutes. Even if you skip the back cover.


Of course, you could speed-read and finish in two minutes, but then youd wonder What just happened?


The main problem with the book “The Hunger Games”, um, actually any book, is that in my mind, all the female characters look like Winona Ryder. 


Which isn’t a bad thing. Obviously. But that does make it hard to distinguish one character from the other. 


And, of course, the male lead always looks like me. 


Well, the male lead, or whoever fills the role of the female lead’s love interest.


Despite the typical opening of studio logos and the clichéd ending of closing credits, the best feature of this feature film is: 


24 go in, but only one comes out. Automatically making this movie 12 times more exciting than Thunderdome -- where two go in, but only one comes out.


Both the book and the movie make the readers/viewers wish the Olympics would be held in Hungary, so the media can have a field day calling them “The Hungar Games”.


If the competitions took place at an airport, they’d be called “The Hangar Games”.


At the dry cleaners, they’d be “The Hanger Games”. Sounds the same, but the winning results won't be ready until next Tuesday. And management is not responsible for staining or other garment damage. 


My Hunger Game is deciding what kind of pancakes to make for breakfast.


This morning I made round.


Because trapezoidal pancakes are too hard to flip.


Until next time, ...


And may all your evens be Steven.

Blessings & Joy,


* (At least no intentional spoilers, because unlike so many other biased reviewers, I havent read the book or watch the movie yet, lest either one should sway my opinion. Which made for a fun blog, if I do say so myself. “And I do. Cherish you.”**)


** Lines from the song “Cherish” -- written by Terry Kirkman.

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