Woof! Woof! What?!
“Timmy fell down a well,”
said Lassie doggedly.
Golden retrievers make great pets.
The only problem is, ...
when they come to tell you that Timmy fell down a well, ...
they mumble.
“What’s that girl? Timmy doesn’t know how to spell? Jimmy wants to ring a bell? Who’s Jimmy? And where’s he getting a bell?”
By the time you figure out what your golden retriever’s trying to tell you, you’re going to need a new Timmy.
And you might want to purify the well.
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