The Wing Man’s Revenge
My former best friend and I always fall for the same girl, but he always swoops in and asks her out before I do.
So I thought I’d prank him real good.
The next time we met a woman that we both liked, but he really, really liked.
I married her!
Showed him.
After our third child, I told her we could stop, that we’d already pranked “Don Juan” good enough.
She was all like, “What?! It was all just a prank?”
I said, “Yeah baby, why do you think I was smirking the whole time I made my wedding vows?”
“You said you were happy.”
“Well, duh. I’m always happy to pull off a great prank.”
She obviously didn’t get the joke.
So I’m glad things ended between us.
I can’t stay with someone who doesn’t have a sense of humor.
So I thought I’d prank him real good.
The next time we met a woman that we both liked, but he really, really liked.
I married her!
Showed him.
After our third child, I told her we could stop, that we’d already pranked “Don Juan” good enough.
She was all like, “What?! It was all just a prank?”
I said, “Yeah baby, why do you think I was smirking the whole time I made my wedding vows?”
“You said you were happy.”
“Well, duh. I’m always happy to pull off a great prank.”
She obviously didn’t get the joke.
So I’m glad things ended between us.
I can’t stay with someone who doesn’t have a sense of humor.
Dean
Published on Mar 4, 2012 by AlexVideoPlayer
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