This Post Is In Honor Of Shark Week
Which Starts This Sunday: August 10, 2014
On The Discovery Channel!
Which Starts This Sunday: August 10, 2014
On The Discovery Channel!
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by
Dean Burkey
No matter how frightening
the the Discovery Channel’s sharks are
during Shark Week,
just keep telling yourself:
“It’s only a documentary.
It’s only a documentary.”
Dean Burkey
No matter how frightening
the the Discovery Channel’s sharks are
during Shark Week,
just keep telling yourself:
“It’s only a documentary.
It’s only a documentary.”
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If you want to feel close to someone,
share a shark cage off the Great Barrier reef.
Nothing helps people bond better
than the threat of imminent death.
Or chocolate.
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A shark without a dorsal fin
wouldn’t be able to control where he swims,
but he’d be a lot better at sneaking up on people.
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Did you know that porcupines float in water? *
How odd is that?
If you’re on a sinking boat with a porcupine,
what are you going to do?
Do I want to get poked?
Or do I want to drown?
If I get poked and bleed,
they’ll be sharks all around.
Why couldn’t a floating animal be something cuddly?
Like a pillow-otamus.
Enjoy Shark Week!
And may all your sharks swim happily ever after.
Without having to nimble on you;
or anyone you love.
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Author Unknown:
(From: http://rubbercat.net/text/sharkjokes.html)
Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case?
A: Not gill-ty!
Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sharkjokes.html)
I saw a man at the beach screaming, “Help, shark, help!”
I laughed because I knew
the shark wasn’t going to help him.
Dean Burkey:
Okay, I’ll go into the shark tank.
But first, I’ll need a suit of armor
and a pair of Depends.
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I wanna make a TV show about three surfers and a shark.
It’s gonna be called “Two and a Half Men”.
Ray Divine:
If a boatload of pot ever sank
and got eaten by sharks,
that bad case of the munchies could cause those sharks
to cut a beach city’s population in half!
so let me just say that he’s a swell guy and all that,
but he’s not the sharpest shark at the feeding frenzy.
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