A Clue about Debt
Uploaded on Jul 24, 2007 by
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life.
Unless I buy something.
Author Unknown:
Source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Debt/recent/2#ixzz2PIaItfV3
Answering Machine Messages - 22 (Debt):
Sorry, Chris and Susan aren't here right now.
Please leave your name and number after the tone.
If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt,
please leave your message before the tone.
Author Unknown:
Source: http://www.5jokesaday.com/content/debt-jokes
Jerry Jones applied to a debt-collecting agency for a job,
even though he had no experience.
He was very intense,
so the manager gave him a tough account
with the promise that if he collected, he'd get the job.
Two hours later, Jerry returned – with the full amount!
"Amazing!" said the manager.
"How on earth did you manage that?"
"Easy," replied Jerry, "I told him that if he didn't pay up,
I'd tell all his other creditors he'd paid us."
Dean Burkey:
They say that debt
is the number one destroyer of marriages.
But I still think it’s divorce.
Author Unknown:
Source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Debt/recent/2#ixzz2PIaqIQcV
Some people are in debt because they spend
what their friends think they make.
Steven Wright:
If all the nations in the world are in debt,
where did all the money go?
Author Unknown:
Source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Debt/recent/2#ixzz2PIaItfV3
Answering Machine Messages - 22 (Debt):
Sorry, Chris and Susan aren't here right now.
Please leave your name and number after the tone.
If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt,
please leave your message before the tone.
Author Unknown:
Source: http://www.5jokesaday.com/content/debt-jokes
Jerry Jones applied to a debt-collecting agency for a job,
even though he had no experience.
He was very intense,
so the manager gave him a tough account
with the promise that if he collected, he'd get the job.
Two hours later, Jerry returned – with the full amount!
"Amazing!" said the manager.
"How on earth did you manage that?"
"Easy," replied Jerry, "I told him that if he didn't pay up,
I'd tell all his other creditors he'd paid us."
Dean Burkey:
They say that debt
is the number one destroyer of marriages.
But I still think it’s divorce.
Author Unknown:
Source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Debt/recent/2#ixzz2PIaqIQcV
Some people are in debt because they spend
what their friends think they make.
Steven Wright:
If all the nations in the world are in debt,
where did all the money go?
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