Every fight is a food fight
when you’re a cannibal.
Dean Burkey:
If an agnostic gets a god complex,
does he doubt himself?
Brian Kiley:
There’s always on teacher you had a crush on.
For me, it’s my wife’s aerobics teacher.
Moody McCarthy:
Men are attracted to women with a raspy voice.
We think,
Hey, maybe she’s all done yelling.
Dean Burkey:
Video killed the radio star.
But I’m sure it was in self-defense.
From Heaven-Bent HUMOR:
I awoke in a strange place.
I was naked and alone.
What could be worse?
I was naked;
and I wasn’t alone.
And I wasn’t with anyone
with whom I would even consider
a marital commitment.
Much less a honeymoon.
Yikes!
To make sure you’re ready,
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