Don’t think you’re safe, just because you swim upon a vegan gator, or a veggie shark.
In the murky waters in which they dwell, and through their thick, clouded corneas, to them you look just like a screaming, splashing carrot.
Or a spastic serving of succotash.
And once they bite into you, all they see is ketchup.
In the murky waters in which they dwell, and through their thick, clouded corneas, to them you look just like a screaming, splashing carrot.
Or a spastic serving of succotash.
And once they bite into you, all they see is ketchup.
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Published on Jun 24, 2012 by
Mitch Hedberg:
I like the public hot-tub at the hotels.
I like when a guy is already in there,
I say, “Hey, do you mind if I join you?”
Then I go turn the heat up;
and I add some carrots and onions.
Mitch Hedberg:
I like the public hot-tub at the hotels.
I like when a guy is already in there,
I say, “Hey, do you mind if I join you?”
Then I go turn the heat up;
and I add some carrots and onions.
Brian Regan:
My doctor also told me to, uh,
you know, uh, eat more fruit.
So, I had some Pop Tarts this morning.
Nice thin layer in there.
Mitch Hedberg:
They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime.
I tried to make it at home.
There’s more to it than that.
Dean Burkey:
(From “How to Write Comedy Jokes:
How to Write All Kinds of Comedy Jokes Book 1”):
If only more people would become vegetarians,
we’d get seated quicker at the steakhouse.
Mitch Hedberg:
If carrots got you drunk,
rabbits would be messed up.
My doctor also told me to, uh,
you know, uh, eat more fruit.
So, I had some Pop Tarts this morning.
Nice thin layer in there.
Mitch Hedberg:
They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime.
I tried to make it at home.
There’s more to it than that.
Dean Burkey:
(From “How to Write Comedy Jokes:
How to Write All Kinds of Comedy Jokes Book 1”):
If only more people would become vegetarians,
we’d get seated quicker at the steakhouse.
Mitch Hedberg:
If carrots got you drunk,
rabbits would be messed up.
