The Ad Said ...
The ad said ...
For fifty bucks, I could learn the secret to comedy.
I know that sounds like a lot. But learning the secret to comedy would make me far more than fifty bucks. So I gave in.
The package finally arrived. I opened it up.
And it said. ...
The secret to comedy.
Is to make people laugh.
Way to go Leonard and Bernstein. You really cracked that case wide open.
I was just about to call the Better Business Bureau to complain when I noticed a flyer inside the envelope.
The ad said ...
For fifty bucks, I could learn the secret to making people laugh.
Bingo! That’s what I was looking for.
I know that sounds like a lot. But learning the secret to making people laugh would make me far more than fifty bucks. So I gave in.
The package finally arrived. I opened it up.
And it said. ...
The secret to making people laugh.
Is to be funny.
Way to go Scotland Yard. You solved that mystery for me.
I was just about to call the Attorney General to complain when I noticed a flyer inside the envelope.
The ad said ...
For fifty bucks, I could learn how to make fifty bucks a pop off gullible goobers like me.
Some say there’s one born every minute, so at fifty bucks a pop, that’s $3,000 an hour!
$120,000 a week!
Much more with overtime.
Coming Friday:
How We Spend
Our Last Day on Earth
Says A Lot About Who We Are ...
